Jesus Blows Up the Earth
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Uploaded by WorstCartoonsEver on Feb 2, 2009
In this Jehovah's Witness scare cartoon Jesus Christ blows up the planet and a Volkswagon Beetle! Then he gets invisible. Complete commentary at: http://www.worstcartoonsever.com/2009/02/03/flying-jesus-will-burn-you-alive/
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To those of you who are not Jehovah's Witnesses please realize that they don't know the history of their religion. Especially now, they do not have access to their libraries anymore and they are instructed not to accept literature from anyone else, even if copies of their own literature. They are kept brainwashed and in the dark so please try to understand that before attacking them. I know, I was a JW and I know what they go through. You don't know it's a cult when you're in one.
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Uh-oh! Jesus will never be an elder in the Kingdom Hall with that beard!!
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@ediercks posted, "If I believed only 144,001 people were getting saved...".
Almost all the 144,000 were selected during the first century. A few were selected between then and now. Only a few left to be picked these days. God picks them and there is nothing you can do to get on the list. The rest of the faithful will have a chance to live forever in perfect health and bliss on Earth, which will be made into a planet wide Eden.
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What batshit lunacy. T_T
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2:37 Uh oh, somebody better call Spidey! :)
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I take it that Jesus is a supporter of OWS.
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I know right?!? And it's weird that they are a missionary religion. If I believed only 144,001 people were getting saved, I wouldn't want others to join my church. It might ruin my chances of getting in.
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basicly this story says BELIVE IN CHIRST OR DIE!!!! not so diffrent from islam
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2:06 "I must go now, my planet needs me."
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"...And can be seen ONLY by the 144,000 select Jehovah's witnesses who rule with him from heaven." ( 3:11 ) So, basically, getting into heaven is like scoring a ticket to a Springsteen concert? "Sorry, obedient Jehovah's Witness #144,001," says Jesus (alias 'Michael'), "But heaven is totally sold out. I'm afraid you will have to suffer the terror of my wrath. Thanks for playing, though."
slowcurl 3 months ago 16
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Holy shit. Look at how happy he is about all this. Like, not in a 'job well done' sort of way. Like, "I'm so happy that I finally get to kill everyone" happy.
electricbayonet2 3 months ago 14