POTC, I'm A Nut

You are going to hate this. Hehe... I made it for my mom to get her to smile, but I figured I would share my insanity with the rest of the world. Watch at your own risk! *braces self for a glut of one-star ratings*

The Lyrics:

[Chorus]
I'm a nut, I'm a nut
My live don't ever get in a rut
The head on my shoulders is sorta loose
And I ain't got the sense God gave a goose
Lord, I ain't crazy, but ...I'm a nut

Is is wetter under water, if you're there when it rains?
Is it shorter to New York, than it is by a plane?
Between myself and I, I wonder who's the dumber
Is it hotter down south, than it is in the summer?

[Chorus]

I drove my Cadillac to Vegas to satisfy my lust
Wheelin', dealin', left ol' Vegas on a Greyhound bus
I shouldn't have set the woods on fire while I was there
But remember only forest fires prevent bears

[Chorus]

The poverty war will be over, when I begin to fight
If it took a dime to go 'round the world
I couldn't get out of sight
I don't mind to take the girls out
If they don't mind to go Dutch
Makes me feel like a million dollars
And I bet I ain't worth half that much

[Chorus]

Oh, crazy man! I'm a nut!
Oh, Lordy, Lordy Lordy, Lordy
I'm crazy, I'm a nut!

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[NicoleMalfoy]

I agree, a very hot and sexy nut ! :D

[orlandokeirafan]

if he is a nut, he's a HOTT nut! :-)

[Jen1249L4D]

i mean x19094554084765465146574605405­484

[Jen1249L4D]

i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ it x2

[hopefloats57]

I don't hate it, I LOVE it!

[fairydreamergirl]

At the end you should've had jack about to put a peanut in his mouth then getting shot by jack and saying "My peanut."

XD

[kenziedidit]

my choir teacher  said she dedicated this song to me!!!!!!!!!!

[MrsMeiwes]

seriously... where does Johnny hide his handsome? I sure as hell can't see it...

[DemonDancingDove]

@orlandokeirafan not only is he a hot nut, he's a smart (or atleast clever) nut. and all the girls love them nuts!

[Mackairo]

@orlandokeirafan ruasted nutt :)

[johnnyluver178]

haha funny a hot nut

[TheBeccamom]

@orlandokeirafan Mmmm..... hot nuts......gotta go now.