funky cold medina 03/09

santa cruz karaoke bar.

sorry about the crappy quality. he's singing "funky cold medina" by tone loc

With that Medina, pal

I went up to this girl
She said "Hi, my name is Sheena"
I'd thought she'd be good to go
With a little funky cold medina
She said "I'd like a drink"
I said hmm, I'll go get it
And then a couple of sips
She cold licked her lips
And I knew that she was wit' it
So I took her to my crib
Everything went as well as planned
But when she got undressed
It was a big ol' mess
Sheena was a man
So I threw him out
I don't fool around
With no Oscar Mayer Weiner
You must be sure you're girl is pure
For the funky cold medina

Y'know what I'm sayin'
Ain't no plans with a man
This is the eighties
And the Loc is down wit' the ladies
No joke

Black in the saddle
Lookin' for a little affection
I took a shot as a contestant
On the Love Connection
The audience voted
And y'know, they picked a winner
I took my date to the Hilton
For medina and some dinner
She had a few drinks
I'm thinking soon what I'll be getting
Instead she started talking about
Plans for our wedding
So I grabbed my coat and hit the door
Said "Baby, I'll be seein' ya"
That's why I found you don't fool around
With the funky cold medina

Y'know what I'm sayin'
That medina's a monster

Funky cold medina




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[scruzme13]

that's my main man Tom!!!