Facebook Creeper Song

This song goes out to all the ladies on Facebook.

You're the girl that takes my breath away
Everytime I see you I don't know what to say
I just know that you're the very best
So would you get online and accept my friend request

I'm your Facebook creeper
I'm on yours all day long
I know your favorite book favorite movie favorite song
Stay online baby please don't go
See how far we've come from people you may know

Well I'm looking at your status
It says your so freaking bored
I wish I could call you up
So I could creep a little more
I have no clue who you are but I think you're really hot
Just don't go through all my albums cause you'll find out that I'm not

I'm your Facebook creeper
I'm on yours all day long
I know your favorite book favorite movie favorite song
Stay online baby please don't go
See how far we've come from people you may know

When I get on chat, all I do is choke
The only thing that comes out is just a stupid little poke
One thing that would make me relax
Is if you'd be so kind just to poke me back

I'm your Facebook creeper
I'm on yours all day long
I know your favorite book favorite movie favorite song
You don't know how long I've sat here and waited
Just to change my status to it's complicated.

Category:

People & Blogs

Tags:

• Facebook
• Creeper
• Song

[AllyCat0808]

I love the song!!! Your really cute, and a great singer. =) I'm your youtube creeper now ;) lmfao.

[DelilahFarenheit]

Send this video to the girl you like and unless she's a total IDIOT she will fall in love with you right away.

[livelaughlovegaga]

I am in love. :)

[hotlips4892004]

U should late the girl here it the one u oh and u are good

[StevXtreme]

@Jonathanboneill Now I feel bad for dissing your work... but assholes like me are probably useful to make you want to become better.

But really, you can't negate the fact that this sounds very generic (albeit still being "effective").

[Surgical5Stalingrad]

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[Woodfordx1]

omg you're like so totally cute, i just can't stop replaying this, i just wanna hear your voice all the time :( :( please come to scotland to play a gig!!!! i'll get all of my 7 friends to come along (including my parents and sister) and we will cheers and i'll show you my boobs. i hear you have a girlfriend and she's really hot cos i stalked your facebook and that sucks cos i wanna be her so so bad.

[Jonathanboneill]

@StevXtreme I just wrote it to be a different kind of love song from a different kind of suitor. Not trying to impress girls or anything, just maybe provide a laugh to someone. Thanks for your feedback!

[StevXtreme]

I still remain baffled by the semplicity with which many foolish girls can be impressed with.

Generic Guitar Loop + Generic Voice = Girls going crazy

The only decent thing in here are the lyrics (duh) but even those are far from impressive.

Yes, I'm a jerk but that's because I'm bored of seeing braindead chicks around.