Starband dish shot up by Twilight and Thebes

Starband and their reseller promised us 256kb/s uploads on their small office package, VoIP usability, and no "Fair Access Policy" bandwidth limitations. In the end their sevice was so poor as to be virtually unusable even for normal surfing. Their service was always extremely rude and their tech support insisted it was opperating "within spec", even though we often could not even log into our email. After getting a different service we took out our aggression on our worthless pos dish with a M1 Carbine, Ak47 and 12 gauge shot gun. It felt really really good!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• twilight
• thebes
• shooting
• guns
• starband
• podcast
• shotgun
• ak47
• carbine

[buck611]

I live in Texas...and I haven't seen any crazy rednecks like these lolololol

[android17ak47]

not sure if she reminds me of bonnie(bonnie and cyde), or annie oakley lol.

[MidMountainGuitars]

They are all full of it but ya need to get a new program called "FullSpeed", it tweaks all the settings in windows that were factory set for a much less capable internet. It truly helps. Only 9 bucks to license after trial period. And thanks, ya folks gave this old hippie a genuine smile. These rat bastards will all get their day in judgement man. this life will be over in a blink. The way I see it is they will be in hell with a fire hose and if they try to use it, it will only drip lol

[MJeto7]

O, yeah, dial up is 2-4kbps!!!So GREAT!!!

[angelstar22]

Go, Twilight and Thebes.  This was funny!

[grandnationalvette]

retards

[l2kgotrice]

well, You can always get dial up

[McScope]

This pleases me, immensensly