Machete Movie Review (SPOILERS!!!)

Machete movie review is a spoiler filled audio review for Robert Rodriquez's Grindhouse fake trailer of the same name. Does Machete deliver on the promises for Grindhouse goodness that it made in the Machete trailer? Check out this Machete movie review for some movie truth.

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[DreadRaptor85]

Is that the guy from Spill.com?

[moviepreviewcritic]

@DreadRaptor85 lol...he sounds like Cyrus, but it isn't him.

[MetalVirgin]

I love that your friend knows about Hobo with a Shotgun before you.

[moviepreviewcritic]

@MetalVirgin lol...I haven't been doing my job lately. Will get back in the game this month.

[moviepreviewcritic]

@sheldonman14 Don't have the time for a live action version. I'm finishing up a Pre-Re for Devil that's live action, hopefully done by Friday, and a movie night that should be done next week.

[spacexploder]

CANNOT wait for hobo with a shotgun

[09tranm]

@moviepreviewcritic I don't get why you rag on movies like Transformers yet you're cool with Machete. I mean Machete is basically just a stupid B movie with blood and gore whereas Transformers is basically a stupid action movie with CGI oh and it's alot more expensive than Machete. So yeah. Where do you draw the line.

[TheWuCepticon81]

Correction, i mean they always DO bring something new and great to the table...not try. lol

[TheWuCepticon81]

I give major props to Tarantino and Rodriguez, these guys always try to bring some new and great to the table. Hollywood needs more directors like these, to keep the moviepocalypse at BAY.

[moviepreviewcritic]

@runescaper128 Thanks for sharing your thoughts! The Live Action is really way to do more with less. The old style pre-res took me a looong time to do. Live action already had picture and sound together, so the editing is less intense. For audio reviews like this I'll continue to do just audio, it's freestyle, so there's no pre-production, it's just a discussion. Also, Live Action is a new challenge. How can I do it different, better, etc. It's outside my comfort zone. LLGM!

[runescaper128]

@moviepreviewcritic Why are you doing live actions? I kinda like having a fucking green screen with the picture on it, and you just talking like in this review. Having all of this, just seems like you're selling out or something. It's unnessasary.

[3amapplecam]

this was an awesome and hilarious review, but id like to see you guys do Scott pilgrim vs. the world too. And yea, the phone outta the vagina, that was pretty damn hilarious.

[darkangel21pr]

thank you!!! finally someone that enjoyed what it really was about

[zensorship]

@DoctorXeno

you're afraid of BOOBS?

[DoctorXeno]

Also, Expendables IS a B-Movie. So is Transformers. So is Fast & Furious. Just because it doesn't have an acclaimed director's name on the poster doesn't mean it's bad.

[DoctorXeno]

No way I'm watching Machete in the theater. I'm sick of action films that stuff boobs at my face. It looks too convulted and serious.