"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Night Santa Went Crazy

Down in the workshop
All the elves were makin' toys
For the good Gentile girls
And the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in
Nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands
And cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots
He was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said
With a twinkle in his eye
"Merry Christmas to all! Now you're all gonna die!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Somethin' finally must have snapped in his brain

Well, the workshop is gone now
He decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
Then he tied up his helpers
And he held the elves' hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into
Reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer
With an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher
Just like Freddie Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower
And he barbequed Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said
"It tastes just like chicken!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now ya can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer guts

There's the National Guard and the F.B.I.
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know
Oh, Santa, why?
My, my, my, my, my, my...
You used to be such a jolly guy

Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doin' time
In a federal prison, for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend
Now, don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior
In 700 more years!
But now, Vixen's in therapy
And Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs
Workin' for the postal service
And they say
Mrs. Claus, she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer, negotiatin' the movie rights
They're talkin' 'bout

The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped
Woah!
The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Somethin' finally must have snapped in his brain
Woah!
Somethin' finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya!
Somethin' finally must have snapped in his brain

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[megagiraffey]

I love weird al who agrees?

[Enzo000000000]

@megagiraffey - Me! Me! Pick me!

[immagohan101]

I used to like  til i heard this song

[NATER8o8]

*tilts glass* True story.

[almizyed]

Lol dude