How to Get Guys to Buy You Drinks

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It's already easy, but we'll help you make it even easier.

To complete this How-To you will need:

Your most vivacious girlfriend
A lively bar or nightclub

Step 1: Dress nicely

Dress nicely. The more flattering your outfit, the more comfortable you'll feel and the more drinks that will come your way.

Tip: Don't, however, dress too revealingly. You want a drink, not a pervert!

Step 2: Choose the place

Choose a lively place with high ratio of men to women. The perfect scenario? A sports bar during a big game.

Step 3: Ditch the group

Ditch the group. Traveling in a pack reduces the chances of men approaching you. Instead, enlist a fun girlfriend to be your partner in crime.

Tip: Talk about something positive or ask him questions about himself—surefire ways to attract drink-buying men.

Step 4: Surround yourself w/ men

Set up shop in the midst of a group (or groups) of men. Proximity vastly increases your chances of a free drink!

Step 5: Buy your first drink

Buy your first drink. It's a small price to pay to appear independent—and therefore more attractive.

Step 6: Be courteous

Mind your Ps and Qs. Courtesy increases the odds that he'll keep the drinks coming!

Warning: Don't accept drinks that you didn't see being prepared by the bartender.

Step 7: Buy a guy a drink

If all else fails, buy the nearest cute guy a drink! Chances are, he'll reciprocate. If it's still not happening, it's not you: it's the bar.

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  • Step 8: Earn some own money and buy yourself a drink, bitch

    :D

  • Step 1: Show em your tits.

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  • I don't understand why a woman would want to get free drinks. "Here is a free way to lose your judgement and self control!" It's not fun at all.

    I'd rather get free clothes or books or something.

  • @AngelaShiyanagami oh well, tough shit you bitch. we do most of the shit in this world, and all you bitches do is spend your money to make yourself look pretty, getting that brazillian wax, buying some blingy clothes, and no money, so you expect a man to buy shit for you on a date.

  • @AngelaShiyanagami Yeah....we guys only do the fun part of getting kids...sex. Womans get to born them...xD

  • Step 1: Be hot.

    Step 2: Ask for the drink.

    Step 3: WIN!

  • ummm ask????

  • im a male (straight): all you need to do is get naked, or flash your breast

  • how to get guys to buy you drinks;

    you will need:

    brass knuklesor a baseball bat

    optional:

    a gun b

    step 1 find someone to buy you a drink

    step 2: if he refuses to buy you a drink beat the living shit out of him with the baseball bat or brass knuckles or aim the gun to his head

    step 3: if all fails, get your ass back to the kitchen and make some god dam money! Bitch!

  • date-rape @ 1:30 LOL

  • I'm a guy, can this work for me? :D Girls shouldn't be the only people who can get free crap.

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