Ode to A-Roid: "Dominican Player" (parody of "American Woman")

Congrats A-Roid, the people have spoken, you're up to #2, the perfect number 4-U!
Though we all agree that Clemens, McGuire & Bonds are all classless meatheads, we found A-Roid parody-worthy because he's still playing.

8/25/09 POLL -- The most hated athletes and coaches in sports:

1. Michael Vick
2. Alex Rodriguez
3. Manny Ramirez
4. Kobe Bryant
5. Allen Iverson
6. Isiah Thomas
7. Stephon Marbury
8. Nick Saban
9. John McEnroe
10. Shaq O'Neal
11. Roger Federer
12. David Ortiz
13. Sammy Sosa
14. Rich Rodriguez
15. Mike Brown
16. Carlos Boozer
17. Tonya Harding
18. Mike Tyson

A-Roid will make it to the Hall someday....as a FAN.

LYRICS Copyright 2009 JR:
Dominican player, all juiced up on roids,
Dominican player, Hall of Famer voids,
Dominican player, gonna mess your bod,
Dominican player, you wont get the nod.
Say S
Say T
Say E
Say R
Say O
Say I
Say D
S,

Dominican player, all juiced up on roids
Dominican player, all juiced up on roids
Dominican player, all juiced up on roids

Domincan player, get a hit for me,
Dominican player, autograph for free.
At 30 million a year for you,
Youre now deserving of every boo.
A proven liar on Katies show,
The Hall of Fame is where you wont go.

Dominican player, listen what I say.

Dominican player, quite the handsome guy,
Dominican player, not American Pie.
When that Madonna was on the loose,
Your ball and chain prepared the noose.
Broadway lights draw many flies,
Like an In-N-Out burger with greasy fries.
Now player, I said make the play,
Dominican player, listen what I say.

Dominican player, you got a big ole family,
Dominican player, you think youre big and manly.
When other players cant make the cut,
Cousinly injections in your butt.
I dont need no 3rd base seats,
Ill stay home and watch old repeats.
Broadway lights draw many flies,
Like an In-N-Out burger with greasy fries.
Now player, youre a famous cheater,
Dominican player, a Baby Ruth is sweeter.

Go, get another shot, get another shot
In your butt butt butt
Cant watch you, player
Cant watch you, player
Bye-Bye
Bye-Bye
Bye-Bye
Bye-Bye
Youre no good for sports
Like McGuire, Sammy and Bonds,
Ill watch my Stooges shorts,
While you inject your magic wands.
You know youre gonna leave,
You know youve got to go,
You know youre gonna leave,
You know youve got to go,
Adios, Dominican player
Adios, Dominican meathead
Adios, Dominican cheater

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Comedy

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