21st Century Boy: How to pull the perfect sickie

So you're tired of work. You want to sit around all day and play your XBox 360 and scratch your nuts. You want to go to the pub without the stress of the office ruining your fresh pint of beer. You want to pull a sickie...here's how.

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[mark1983peace]

very good mate. :)

I usually go for a second day as well since they've already accepted that I may not be in.

[jpp144]

how did it go??

[leerwesen]

lesson two - faking an illness to the doctor (or how to find a doctor who hands out notes like they pass out free literature on pills)

[gumbiisthebest]

nice diarrhea always works.. used it a few times in the past few years.. no questions asked.

[Coifmeister]

tomorrow is my 'day before' got it all planned. wish me luck :D

[SAJse]

Good call on the explosive diarrhea. It's second only to 'women's problems' as the perfect conversation killer but I suppose that wouldn't have worked in this context.

[jackfordmac]

I CAN SEE THE LIGHT!!!

[HB111111]

haha. Good one!