Cows With Guns

The Cows are tired of always ending up as Hamburgers, and it's time to fight back!

They are Cows With Guns!

The song is by Dana Lyons and animations by Bjorn-Magne Stuestol (that would be me).

I guess there will be a lot of comments about "male cows with udders", "cows are she, not he", etc. So as the animator of this silly little film, here is my little explanation on these issues:

Everyone knows that a cow have udders. If I had removed the udders, then the character would loose a lot of it's personality and it would be harder to recognize it as a cow. It would be... something white and black with horns.

But why is it always referred to as a "he"? To be honest; I don't know why Dana did it. But personally I haven't thought about the cow as either a he or she. For me it's a unisex cow (with udders like most cows). The sex is not of importance for the story's plot. "He" for me is more like when someone calls a car, boat or a PC for "he" or "she" when it's really a "it". But maybe some of the explanation is that violence and revolutions are acts which we mostly connect to men. Sure there are a lot of violent woman, or female revolutionaries; but it's usually more of a guy-thing.

The point is simple: Don't think so hard, and relax and enjoy life. If you have to use a lot of energy on complaining; join some political group and complain about something important like human rights or the environment.

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• Cartoon
• Animation
• Flash
• Dana
• Lyons
• Cows
• With
• Guns
• Comedy
• Parody

[salthillairshow]

Maybe he should write another song and call it cows with tits, then the idiot might realize cows are female.

[Khezerghul]

@salthillairshow Don't quite see how such a name would help the story about our rioting cows. :P For the sake of the story told; I think Dana meant we should view them as a symbolic unisex animal, not male/female.

[ljgoff111]

Am I the only one to notice the pronoun problem? Either the "he"  hero is a "she" heroine or the cartoons are not anatomically correct (cow well hung?)

[Khezerghul]

Guess the rest of us just don't care if the cow is he, she or it, we just enjoy the story. ;)

[Blezzo]

Faved.

This is awesome.

[Khezerghul]

Glad to hear you liked it that much! It means a lot to both Dana Lyons and myself :D

[QueenBeeOfAnts]

omg, chickens in choppers!

that was unexpected

[MrMooka777]

more moo to the buck with the moo burger.

[salthillairshow]

@iixXSubZeroXxii You are like so today. 

[iiCaaallumj]

i now know the meaning of life<3

[iixXSubZeroXxii]

geeeeez all these other comments are like from the 80s

[TheSqueenie]

Love it!

[MonkeyJay02]

oooohhh... Pissing in their eye...

[TheToughPunkRocker]

This was (I think) The first video I saw on youtube.

[horhaygonzalez]

That was freakin awesome