"I'll Toss Yo Salad" - Funky Uncle Lester

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Funky Uncle Lester has been thrilling crowds all over the world with smash novelty hits such as "I'm In Love With A Hefty, High Yellow Heifer I Hate", "I Dont Want Her You Can Have Her, She Eat Too Much For Me" and his biggest hit "Ill Toss Yo Salad"

Born in St. Joseph, Louisiana as Lester McBoutte (pronounced McBooty), at the age of eight he moved to the French Quarters in New Orleans and got a job as a dishwasher at The Hairy Canary strip club. Fascinated by the novelty acts performing in the club, Lester decided that he would become an entertainer. The rest is musical history.

The Band
On Piano/Wurlitzer is Michael Skloff, who wrote the theme songs for the television shows Friends and HBO's Dream On. On bass is Juan Nelson, formerly of Ben Harper's Innocent Criminals, and on guitar former Maze and Watts 103rd Street member Werner Schuchner.

Video
I'll Toss Yo Salad
Funky Uncle Lester
Funky Uncle Records

Directed by Luis Quitero
How We Roll Productions
Produced by Blake Roberts
First AD Charley Mac
Casting by Yvette Foy
Music Playback by Carroll Sevin

Song
Produced by Giorgio Bertucelli

Lead Vocals - Funky Uncle Lester
Background Vocals - Juan Nelson and Funky Uncle Lester

Piano /Wurlitzer - Michael Skloff
Bass - Juan Nelson
Guitar - Werner "Bear" Schuchner
Beat Box Harmonica - Jeremy Nelson

Recorded and mixed at The RecRoom in Hollywood California

Lyrics
(Laughter)Yeah its time for a change, out with the old and in with the new. Got me a new President, a new attitude and a new woman . Let me tell you about here we go.

Good bye Gladys,
I'm changin' my habits,
I don't want no more of yo tato salad

Hello Alice,
Cut up some carrots
And bring the dressing momma, cause I'm gonna toss your salad

I'll Toss yo salad baby!
I'll toss yo salad girl!
I'll toss yo salad momma
I'll toss yo salad girl

I'm so glad, you came into my life,
You make me feel so good baby,
Gonna make you my fifth wife

Hey Alice,
When we get married,
Don't eat no cabbage baby, cause I'm gonna toss yo salad

I'll Toss yo salad baby!
I'll toss yo salad girl!
I'll toss yo salad momma
I'll toss yo salad girl

Ain't Never been to prison,
Ain't never seen San Quentin,
But when I toss yo salad baby, there ain't gon' be no quitting

I'm Not Bobby Brown
And I'm Sure Not R-Kelly,
Some times I use syrup, but I prefer Jelly

I'll Toss yo salad baby!
I'll toss yo salad girl!
I'll toss yo salad momma
I'II toss yo salad girl



Toss it, Floss it, Flip it, Sniff it
Lick it, Stick it, Hit it, Quit it 4X

I'm gon' make it rain romaine. I figure if somebody can make a song about a Chicken McMugget, I can make a song about a salad. Its healthier for you. People come up to me saying Funky Uncle Lester you look different. I changed my diet. I eat a lot of salad

A lil change ain't never hurt nobody. I got rid of all the negative thoughts, actions, and people that was in my life. That's right I left Gladys.




If you want to change your life, all you got to do is change your mind. Its that simple. If you always do what you always did, you gon always get what you always got.
Life is going to throw some curves and change-ups. You gotta let it slide right off of you and keep it movin',. You cant get stuck on stupid. Ill tell you, you have to love yourself first. Then wash your hands.

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[1hayden234]

this video deserves way more than 5,000 view i love this shit!

[FunkyUncleLester]

@1hayden234

Thanks appreciate that!

Funky Unc

[aandddesign]

hey Funky, were you kickin it out 'round '81?

[FunkyUncleLester]

Yes sir!

[TGF87]

Who are all the people in the video? The girls look FINE, especially the blonde one - Also, the black guy at 02:36 got the moves!

[soefer]

LMAO. i will toss ur salad

[AliBor]

LoL~this song has me ROFL! I'm surprised it doesn't have a million+ hits! I love hit,I can relate with this cuz I LOVE me some salad! LoL :)

[Manman2345Mr]

toss a salad salad tosser

[betsumcash]

toss dat salad lol

[ThaTrunkdotcom]

too funny

[lilrose561]

lool like Nore

[Mrdevandude]

HE LOOK LIKE HE EAT BOOTY!!

[kreion]

salad is good for you !

[DayaaamGirl]

Just say that in jail son you'll get yo salad tossed real hard!

[mynamesrickjames]

make it rain romain, lester!!!!!

[CovenantOfLove]

funky mo lester....hello????? wake up