Atheist's Paradise

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Music by Coolio. Lyrics rewritten by Azrienoch. And a big thanks to my wife for her contributions.

As I walk through the valley that the river runs through
I take a look at my life, and see that it's evolved, too
Cause I've been mutating, selected so long that
Even my similarities with amoebas are gone

But I ain't never crossed a God that didn't deserve it
Smiting, delighting in his down right perverted
Crimes against his children, he calls it love
He promised to take his homies up to heaven above.

I dream about bananas, they make me sweat
Fit so neatly in my hand, they're created I'll bet, foo
I'm the kinda guy the little atheists wanna be like
On the youtubes day and night
Setting all of the theists right.

Been spending all our lives
Living in a godless Paradise...

So here's the situation: I have been had
Used to live a life taught by mamma and dad
But when I tried to love it, it didn't love me
It turned into a card saying "Get outta hell free"

I'm a educated fool, with words on my mind
I like to break things open, get the candy inside
I'm a pissed off atheist, kick over the manger
And my homies is down, so don't arouse my anger, fool

Death ain't nothing but a heart beat gone bad
I ain't gonna kill you for some traditional fad
And I'll bet when you hurt, you do it for you
The suffering of many for the glory of few

Tell me why are we -- so blind to see
That the ones we hurt -- are you and me

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• atheist
• gangster
• ghetto
• rap
• paradise
• spoof
• parody

[StealingUrSoul999]

"god is real you is going to hell"...? wow, how compassionate, and......grammar....

[Clyde200k]

lol both of da highest rated coments r mine

[CivysCare4Soldiers2]

Good video! I dont know alot about God blessing people.

[pochopaz7381]

@fuckmania07 Are you still with that?

[Foodstamp316]

@Brenda2OOO You should add me on that facebook thing Brenda so I can tag your wall up every now and then lol

[Brenda2OOO]

@Foodstamp316 I tried that ice cream. It made me sick. I won't do that again no matter how much you try. lol

[Foodstamp316]

@Brenda2OOO Brenda you know you like arguing with me but really you wanna try some of this ice cream lol

[Brenda2OOO]

@Foodstamp316 If you think diabetes is 'heaven' you are deluded. It's more like kidney dialysis and then dirt nap.

[Foodstamp316]

@Brenda2OOO Hey another step closer to being in Ice Cream Heaven lol

[Brenda2OOO]

@Foodstamp316 Watch out! That ice cream will make you fat and diabetic. lol

[Foodstamp316]

@Brenda2OOO Im just saying this ice cream really is the bomb Brenda but I'll leave you alone about it lol JP

[Foodstamp316]

@Brenda2OOO Well if Im eating my bowl of ice cream in class why would it bother you you dont have to believe its real ???? Or that its the bomb>. I mean if im eating my bowl in class its not gonna harm you.