Chris Cohen - Live on Noel's HQ, Episode 2

Chris once again tackles the red tape and bureaucracy with the help of Noel Edmonds.

Music & Lyrics by Chris Cohen

Lyrics:


So Hannah Craig was left bemused, when trying to buy some cheese
Theres whisky in this cheddar, Ill need to see some ID please
It seems these laws dont apply, to everything thats sold
Ive been getting drunk on Wine Gums, since I was 10 years old

Britain has gone bonkers,
Were treated like were plonkers,
Thats why we sing this song cos,
Britain has gone bonkers

The Student Union decided, at Manchester Uni,
That people got offended, when choosing where to wee
Their plan could get quite messy, if people are unsure
And end up doing their business, up and down the corridor?

Britain has gone bonkers,
Were treated like were plonkers,
Thats why we sing this song cos,
Britain has gone bonkers

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Chris
• Cohen
• Noel
• Edmonds
• Noel's
• HQ
• Manchester
• Uni
• Bonkers
• Britain
• Sky
• One

[dizzywhore1804]

Wonder who'd be the first to complain if Morrisons were selling to underage kids?

Edmonds can't believe his luck that he's suddenly back in the spotlight. Give the man a column in the Daily Mail so the rest of us can ignore him.

[danbo1984]

Just thought I'd re-ask the question asked earlier on in the thread by cafcjames, as I don;t think you've answered it yet. What we all want to know is, is Noel Edmunds a twat in real life or just on telly? (We're all pretty sure we know the answer already, incidentally).

[tlf115]

can i have the mp3?

[AnarchyAhead]

A good reason not to watch television

[CoTT]

Noel = wanker

[londonoverground]

Everyone involved with this show is a cunt.

[stevensane1986]

@Scrabble31 Very well said.

[joshuajubilee]

Noel widens his scope to transgenders.

[Scrabble31]

"Oooh, it's political correctness gone mad." "What has this country become.?" "This country is going to the dogs." Anyone who says these things are tossers. Noel's a massive bell end with the political awareness of your average salmon. This show is just one long advert for the BNP, as said below. I shudder to think how many of that audience voted for them.

Chris Cohen is a bloodee good footballer, shame about his music (sic).

[ThesixthStroke]

This is why the BNP has increased its vote share

[CoTT]

Seriously shit show.

[cafcjames]

lol, I guess I'm not the only 1 wondering what his level of twattyness is, lol.