Flight Of The Conchords: "Petrov, Yelyena And Me".

Petrov, Yelyena And Me

From Season 2, Episode 10.

Lyrics:

Bret: Peltrov Yelyena and Me, Lost but happy at sea.
Bret: Peltrov and Yelyena say to me.

Mel/Doug: Shouldn't we have something to eat.

Bret: I say their are plenty of fish in the sea, But all they can see is me. They said

Mel/doug: Any last requests

Bret: Biding my time I said yes.
Bret: I want to party just with three, lost but happy at sea.
Bret: So we drinked all night from the keg, I passed out and awoke with one leg.
Bret: I said Petrov have you seen my leg, He said.

Doug: No.

Bret: And he went back to bed, but he look suspicicly well fed.
Bret: Three days later they were hungry again, they said

Mel/Doug: Any last requests my friend again.

Bret: So i said do you know the rolling stones, it was a hilarious momment in a very bleak
bleak time of my life

Bret: So we danced all night to the Rolling Stones,when I awoke they were chewing on bones
Bret: Yelyena was sopping blood from a cup, thats when I knew that something was up.
Bret: Hey petrov what is that your eating.

Doug: Its fish.

Bret: How come it looks so much like my arm, which has been hacked off the elbow last night.

Mel: Well its an arm fish.

Bret: Later that night while they were asleep, I swallowed some arsenic to poison my meat.
Bret: I was very ill but revenge is so sweet, Unlike the last meal my comrades would eat.
Bret: When I awoke they were already dead all that was left of me was my head
Bret: No not dead just a head. Lost but soooooo lonelyyyeeeeee at seeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Credit goes to Korey Fillmore/Valnnb/Valnnbutter.
Lyrics corrections: WillBagz, Toomapoosh
Thanks!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• fotc
• flight
• of
• the
• conchords
• petrov
• yelyena
• and
• me
• new
• song
• season
• two
• episode
• ten
• lyrics
• final
• last
• dream
• leg
• arm
• rolling
• stones
• bed
• russia
• russian
• boat
• lost
• at
• sea
• captain
• army
• sailor
• high
• quality
• jemaine
• bret
• mel
• doug

[Toomapoosh]

just another correction, he says I swallowed some "arsenic" to poison my meat

[victorpwily]

@Toomapoosh thanks man! :)

[WillBagz]

Your lyrics are wrong in the place where it says 'biting my time I said yes' it should be 'biding my time...'

[victorpwily]

i haven't written the lyrics, but i changed it. thanks man!

[lumrules]

What a dark song. Great though lolz.

[flysupermoo]

Arsenic- a heavy metal thats poisonous.

[GangOBroz12]

It was a hilarious moment in a very bleak, bleak time on my life...and this is were I lost my cool XD

[bmc605]

this is the nicest mel has ever been to doug lol

[DannyWrestlesBears]

is that Gale?

[ShadowofMeadow]

i fell asleep to this song last night

[wejamon84]

this is so twisted. i love it!!

[sdccds11]

shouldn't it be "there" are plenty of fish in the sea not "their"

[lwrification]

hey this is funny:) lol!

[GeorgeGavin1]

So we *DRANK all night.

Correction.

[TheTributeMedia]

the live version is 1000 x better

[McCuPCaKeMaN90]

i think its better live