The Tragedy of Georgy, The Mentally Disabled Farm-hand

Georgy, growing up in a rather awkward family environment, in which the family's primary source of income is selling their grainy, bruised, disgusting apples to the townsfolk, was nearly killed in a tragic apple accident as a small boy, resulting in major memory loss and a concussion. He was never the same after that day. His grades started slipping, he began to lose the ability to feed himself and perform simple bodily functions such as going to the bathroom on his own, and eating the apples he so desperately loved. His mother, who already had a weak heart, soon died as a result of stress, as she could no longer support her disabled, vegetable-like son. Georgy was taken in by a man he was told to be his father 2 years later, and the man was a loving pillar of support for Georgy. He did not judge him for his disability, and Georgy was finally able to forgive himself for his mother's death. They were at peace. One day, this peace was disrupted however, as a new apple farmer moved near by. His father, having homosexual tendencies, soon fell in love with the rugged beast of a man, and when he moved in, tensions between the father's only son and only love began to rise. They fought frequently, and it became a daily problem in all of their lives. Georgy was at his limit, and his father was torn between the two people he had left in the world. The hatred and distrust soon surfaced, as Georgy began to obstruct the man from seeing his father. There could be no compromises. The man who made both of their lives so happy was too much to share between the two. They met beneath Georgy's mother's favorite apple tree, and the final confrontation began.. there would be no going back to that simple life.. ever.. again..

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Georgy
• Disabled
• Farm
• Hand
• MYO
• Incogneatus
• Tragedy
• Make
• Your
• Own
• Apple
• Tree
• Comedy
• Kill
• NoWittyNamesLeft
• H4Z4RD5
• Egger3rd

[Mailman692]

its not funny when you just fuck with the repeat button

[NoWittyNamesLeft]

The repeat button? Lol.

[H4Z4RD5]

The father shot into the air (whilst teary eyed) and then a dramatic scene happens where he has his arms wrapped around both them. (Whilst crying).

Tickets please.

[NoWittyNamesLeft]

Close, but no cigar. The keyword here is tragedy.

[H4Z4RD5]

In that case, the father commits suicide, unable to bear the pain that that fighting has caused him.

[NoWittyNamesLeft]

Perhaps.. or.. perhaps not. Only time will tell. Just for giving it such a good effort, you get a 2 for 1 sub coupon valid at any North American Subway restaurant. Enjoy!

[Dargain0]

I'd have to say, one of the best so far.

[marchubkyle]

penis

[apbrit2009]

GET OUT MAH WAY!

[BlahBlahYouWho]

Ah, yes. The single women, married women, the old maids. I've chopped meat for them all.

[Dargain0]

No, I do not believe so, but then again those apples I ate a while back seemed to jar some of my memories. But, I do believe that the 92 year old women who lives down the street knows you.

[BlahBlahYouWho]

Tell me, have we ever shared a jail cell? I feel like I've seen you before...

[Dargain0]

They do indeed Butcher Pete, keep up the hacking and wacking and smacking. On those apples if you need to.

[CrackerJack3266]

Hmmmm..... This shit is to hard for all true warriors!

But I say the Georgy pwned the other and commited suicide afterwards...

[BlahBlahYouWho]

Those apples appear to be poisonous.

[BlahBlahYouWho]

I disagree. There is no set precedent for the molestation of Arbor Day celebrants in New Zealand with a massive massive giant cock penis shit fart.