The Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch + lyrics

Ha-ha! well now we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about

Id appreciate your input

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and Ill bet youll feel nuts
Yes Im siskel, yes Im ebert and youre getting two thumbs up
Youve had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough youre out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my waffle house hashbrowns
Come quicker than fedex never reach an apex like coca-cola stock you are
Inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like daylight savings time

Do it now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Gettin horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? let me be specific I wanna be down in your south seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, b5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on Im mister coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours Ill show you mine tool time youll lovett just like lyle
And then well do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files

Do it now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Gettin horny now

You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Gettin horny now

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[PrettyWriter]

WAY awesome! LMAO PERFECT lyrics! Thank you for posting this. My dad and I love this song... which is just wrong. lol He liked it and I was listening to it in the car is what I mean. Argh! lol I'm shutting up now.

[vinkuman123]

lol :D dude np :D

[MuTaNtFlAme]

This song Is Fucking LOL

[vinkuman123]

lol

[KingdomheartsRokz]

The song ish funny, but very catchy at the same time, lolzie. :D. I could dance to this actually- it has a good beat. ^-^

[ohwenchlyone]

How could you not love this song. lol

[sexyblackbarbie08]

I LOVE THIS SONG OF NICKI MINAJ ASS DANCE SONG BY BIG SOUN AND NICKI MINAJ LOOK IT UP IT IS VERY TIT SONG LOOK IT UP BY BIG SEAN AND NICKI MINAJ DANCE A.. LOOK IT U;P YOU WILL FOLL IN LOVE WITH THIS AMAZING INCRETIBLE SONG NICKI MINAJN BIG SEAN SEAT ME FOR DETIALS YALL PEPES

[sexyblackbarbie08]

NASTY ANIMAL STYLE NASTYYYYY BAD YOU KNOW 

[amay1791]

i love this song!!!!

[ThePheonix66]

lol at the kangaroo at 1:35 and at the cat at 3:15 xDDat 4:03 that jackal is like "oh damn. thats one hot ass!"

[Ninja4lifeme]

The 4 dislikes dont like it the way do it on the discovery channel.

[ComaAlpha]

I hate the chorus for some reason. I can't explain why, I just do. But I love the verses! I think they're hilarious. This song is awesome!

[chatroom67]

make it as a video THAT SUCK PICTURES NO

[DaRealFrealz]

lol epic.

[Heroduothecomedian]

three people are not like the mammals from the discovery channel xDDD