Toddler Swears....MoFo

I will admit to being the reason my daughter's new favourite phrase is mother f*cker. Had I not dropped a 28oz can of diced tomatoes on my toes she might not ever have picked this up. She thinks its hilarious when she says it. The amusing thing is, she says; "mama f*cker", if that can even be considered amusing. In a pathetic way, this is pretty funny. Especially when she chides her daddy and tells him it's that's a bad word!

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[XxDarkBlade13xX]

its like hes saying mama fucker instead of mother

[AmeriBrit68]

*She* is.

She's never said it since, but that's what she was saying.

[homeschoolinhogans]

it's sad to me that people don't need to pass a test to be parents... when this child turns 15, and looks at you with that mouth... are you still going to be laughing?

i tend to teach my children words like, let's go play, and let's read a book... try those.

[AmeriBrit68]

As her Dad, I think you need to get a reality check if you think we would teach a 2 year old to say anything like that. But they pick up on every little thing you say and usually repeat it for effect.

I couldn't help but laugh because I had never heard anything like that from her before and it took me by surprise. The video isn't meant as a tutorial on bringing up children, but as a "be prepared, this might happen".

And now, if you swear around her, she tells you off for saying a bad word.

[xoxcheekybabexox]

o . m . g. haaha sure...you'll Really be laughing in 10 years time when shes walking run the house saying 10 times worse things than that. what a hoot that will be. great parenting. in my opinion its only funny when young children swear when they are really trying to pronunce a proper word, not being encougaged to say things like that. but whatever. thats just your problem. sure you daughter is adorable but theres nothing more disgusting than a gorgeous baby like yours swearing like that.

[AmeriBrit68]

Your comment might be viable if in fact she were still walking around the house saying that, or anything even remotely close. Which she isn't. She is in fact quite articulate, bright, can reason well past the ability of most two year olds, and is quite funny. I doubt she'll be walking around the house,or anywhere else, saying things like that, in ten years time.

[brownkv081]

your a douche

[LilAfghanPrincess]

wow! omg arnt they too young 4 somthing like that?

[DysfunctionalTurnip]

Way to go parents... She'll be saying that gem all around school.

[gigiwoe]

@homeschoolinhogans u need to wake up and realize how the world is today!!just because a child is cussing and swearing dosent mean anything...my son is 2yrs old and cusses everybody out does that mean he is going to be a killer or a theif? no there just kids being kids....so get over it already!!

[tjenkins1983]

i think it's cute, it happens sometimes, kids say the darndest thing. She's to die for!!!

[12samsin]

not cool =(

[AXBUS]

not funny in the slightest. why would you put this on youtube? i would never have done this if my kids had said that when they were so young! the fact that ppl are laughing so much makes it even worse. how is she going to learn if you react like that? even if she doesnt say it anymore and heard it from her mum i think, its so not funny.

[AXBUS]

not funny in the slightest. why would you put this on youtube? i would never have done this if my kids had said that when they were so young!

[greekantonis]

haha cute kid

[palaisdrew09]

OMG techer ur child stuff that el get them susspended / expeld

[MrQwertyzed]

MATHA FUKA!!! HA HA