I'm a Republican

"I'm a Republican"
Words & Music by Paul Nahay
Begun 1992 February 13
Version 1992 February 25

(Verse 1)
I'm a Republican, I've always been
My favorite letters are GOP
I'd really love to invite you in
Just so | long's you're not some kind of minority

'Cause I'm Republican
Oh yeah, Republican

And I sing | diddly, diddly, diddly, diddly-doo.
I'm doing | diddly, diddly, diddly, diddly-doo.
And I think | diddly, diddly, diddly, diddly, diddly of you.

(Verse 2)
As a Republican, I | never budge
I see the world in black and white
No issue's too complex for | me to judge
Tele|vangelist tells me wrong from right

'Cause I'm Republican
A good Republican

But if you're | homeless, then you must wanna be
If you're | pregnant, better have a baby
If unem|ployed, better you than me,
I'm a Republican.


And I sing | diddly, diddly, diddly, diddly-doo.
I'm doing | diddly, diddly, diddly, diddly-doo.
And I think | diddly, diddly, diddly, diddly, diddly of you.

(Bridge)
When it comes to progress, some | say that I'm slow
And con|servative to a fault
To special interest, | I say "go"
To | civil rights, I say "halt"

Well, |it's true I get a kick from | helping the rich
Spending | money on defense is neat
So | health care and the en|vironment
Will |simply have to take a back seat

(Verse 3)
I wave my flag | all day long
I'm | Patriotic to the end
Mr | Corporation is | my advisor
General | Military Contractor, my friend.

'Cause I'm Republican
Oh yeah, Republican

But if you're | gay, then you better get straight
If you're | pregnant, then it must be your fate
If you're | sick, call 911 and wait
I'm a Republican.


And I sing | diddly, diddly, diddly, diddly-doo.
I'm thinking | diddly, diddly, diddly, diddly-doo.
| And when elected, I'll do
|Diddly, diddly, didul|ly, diddly, diddly for you.

I'm a Republican.
A real Republican.
Kiss, I'm Republican.
Make me rich, I'm Republican.
Elect me, I'm Republican.

Quayle in '96!

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• politics
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