Agile Comedy v0.2

Here's the next iteration. I'm also planning to do this live Tuesday night at the All Nations Backpackers in Melbourne. I'll post a video of the performance if that all works out.

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Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• angry
• toilet
• agile
• work
• funny
• humour
• humor
• vlog
• blog
• blogging
• angryaussie
• comedy

[vickiormindyb]

I'm not going to be able to go to the toilet at work anymore without thinking of this. When I get a job again, that is.

[AngryAussie]

You will :)

[CanaanSGl]

Gay Assassins are spooky

[AngryAussie]

Oh yeah

[Gavaroc]

I wonder if they could get Sean Connery to voice a character if they made a 'Gay Assassin's Creed' video game...

Yep, there's a horrible image in my brain.

[AngryAussie]

Something to look forward to.

[AngryAussie]

I would totally do that except I already have a criminal record and they'd put me away for life for this ;)

[brainfuzz]

Why don't you wash your dick after you've taken a leak? Flop it out at the sink...put some el cheapo pink liquid soap on it...clean it up and stick it under the "hand" dryer (which, admittedly, may have to be renamed the wangdryer if this method catches on :P)

[AngryAussie]

Ummm, pass. I'm not quite ready to do jokes about my masturbation habits ;)

[dayeve111]

glad u liked my observational humour, feel free to use it, it will go to waste otherwise

[AngryAussie]

This will eventually be three minutes, stay tuned for more refinements.

[AngryAussie]

Dude, that is SO wrong, and so funny!

[AngryAussie]

Exactly, sometimes it's a practical thing to do

[dayeve111]

maybe add abit about how long u wash your cock for.. i know i spend about 5 mins washing my body and about 10 mins in total washing my cock, not all at once but it seems i spend alot of time washing it.. hmm maybe its just me

[dayeve111]

i dont get it.. whats wrong with pissing in the sink

[AngryAussie]

Hopefully it settles down sometime soon.

[AngryAussie]

The funny thing I've noticed is that if I get really angry it freaks audiences out. It works for YouTube but I have to be a bit gentler with live audiences.

[AngryAussie]

Thanks, it will keep progressing over the week.

[AngryAussie]

Eventually I'd like to work all the little pieces into a longer show but for this one I have to stick to 3 minutes and toilet humour tends to work with crowds ;)

[AngryAussie]

I'll work on it! I've actually already written a version where I don't do it (for time reasons - have to get down to 3 minutes!)

[ITS370H55V3W]

yes i noticed you tube acting weird too and i wasnt posting videos

[MokongX3M]

was good, though the part when you "get sprayed" in the face you could be a bit more "angry" about it.

Also you've done this live already, perhaps something new next time, the decimated vid was always one of my favs, funny and educational at the same time :)

[TheOCrulz]

Like conmech said before, you were more "telling" the story, that was better. But you spoke a bit too slow - remember you're the Angry Aussie, not the Boring Vlogger :D :D And maybe you should work on the conversation with the co-worker.

The story was good... ;)

[Zea107]

I see you're conserving some energy.

Well, I don't know what to say yet, gotta see v 0.25b first.

[conmech]

Still no drunken snake? Dude!

Well anyway, this one was better because you were kinda "telling" the story instead of "making a memorized speech".

For this show, you may throw in the "toilet paper of Satan" vid.

For the future shows, you got many better ideas Mr A, like "small talk" or "pluto", I dunno.