How To Get Rid Of a One Night Stand

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How to avoid that awkward, annoying, traditional scenario due to a one night stand. Play your cards right, and him/her could be out the door in no time, 100% painless.

To complete this How-To you will need:

1 Cunning
1 Poker face
1 Cell phone (optional)

Step 1: Get out of bed

The minute you wake up, get out of bed—especially if she's still in it.

Step 2: Get dressed

Get fully dressed, even if you usually breakfast in your boxers. You don't want to give her any ideas about spending a lazy day in your bed.

Step 3: Don't offer her anything

Don't offer her so much as a cup of coffee. If she asks, tell her you don't have any.

Tip: Practice your poker face ahead of time. You want to be sure you can pull it off when you're both tired and shamelessly fibbing.

Step 4: Say you have an appointment

If she's still snoozing, wake her up and apologize profusely for the "appointment" that necessitates that you both leave immediately.

Step 5: Ask for phone number

Ask for her phone number and make vague references about getting together soon so she'll want to be cooperative.

Step 6: Make sure she has everything

As she's heading for the door, do a quick check to make sure she's taken everything—you don't want her to have any excuse to come back!

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[thebloodranred]

Dude, she was cute, if her personality is as good as her looks, I would keep her!

[patmagrath]

you should give your mum a bit more respect dude

[CODFREAK406]

oh my god she looks like my cousin

[SCWC96]

@bluegirl99ful when you have sex and when your drunk or don't know what your doing and the people doing it never see each other agian

[randomxhappyface]

@bluegirl99ful a one night stand is when you have sex with a stranger that night

[bluegirl99ful]

What's a one night stand?

[gothicchik52]

how to get rid of a one night stand

tell her you to remind you that you have a doctors appointment about a rash then call her on your buddies phone and say your calling from the hospital then say it turns out it wasn't a rash and they wont let me come home

[niekomeeko]

ROFL!

[sickpuppy4o20o1]

@thebloodranred I respectfully disagree. Just kidding you have terrible fucking standards

[skullythebloger]

@vanessawang702 iv'e had a night stand with a night stand before (wink)(wink)

[MsSammy1319]

You fuckers