Andy & The Clawtoes - "BF2 Teamplay"

A little song to encourage team play in Battlefield 2, as well as any other team based online shooter. As you might have guessed from the title, the sound was heavily inspired by Swedish metal group "Clawfinger"

Lyrics:

Alright guys, YOu ready?
Surething!
What the hell am I supposed to do with these sticks?
They are drum sticks you idiot.
Ahhhhh.

Aw, c'mon pick it up... Better.

Okay here we go!

Tsaaaa!

Hey little man don't be sad
I know you fucked up kinda bad
But it's not really your fault so don't fret
Thats not why I hold a gun to your head

Teamplay,Teamplay

Now I don't know why you drove over me
Perhaps I stood somewhere you couldn't see
No matter what, I was prepared to forgive you
But then you fucked up and called me a noob

Teamplay motherfucker,Teamplay motherfucker,
Teamplay motherfucker, Have you heard about it?

Teamplay motherfucker,Teamplay motherfucker,
Teamplay motherfucker, Have you heard about it?

Teamplay!
It's all about the teamplay.
Teamplay!
It's what it's all about
Is it really that hard?

Now listen to me
Now you might think C4 is fun
But I rather see you use a gun
It's not that i doubt your skill
but this round you scored 50 teamkills

Now I know the claymore is a useful tool
I agree, It can put you on a killing spree
But please remember to check if friendly fire is on
Otherwise Boom! Half you squad is gone!



Teamplay motherfucker,Teamplay motherfucker,
Teamplay motherfucker, Have you heard about it?

It's all about the teamplay.
Is it really that hard?
Teamplay!

It's all about the teamplay.
Is it really that hard?


Now i now we all love to use the grenades
spamming them all over the place can be a useful aid
but pleas rembemer to check you radar screen twice
Or your teammates might have to do the ultimate sacrifice

Now when im low on health or in need of repairs
I ask for a supply crate to be dropped from the air
It's really nice that you try to please
But why the hell did you drop a car on me?

Teamplay!
It's all about the teamplay.
Teamplay!
It's what it's all about
Is it really that hard?

Hey you know that humvee has more than one seat
Your actions will only end up resulting in defeat
Your ego is larger then you gun in this case
all you will end up with is a bullet in your face

Can you get it trhough you heads that ths isn't about your score
you are not Rambo and this is not a one man war
they way you play it almost seems like you don't have a clue
an I ask my self what the hell is wrong with you


Teamplay!
It's all about the teamplay.
Teamplay!
It's what it's all about
Is it really that hard?

Teamplay!
It's all about the teamplay.
Teamplay!
It's what it's all about
Is it really that hard?

Now I want you to ask a question to yourself
did you buy the game just so you could have a pretty box on your shelf
perhaps you are getting the message im trying to convey
Thats what this game is all about online teamplay!

Teamplay!
It's all about the teamplay.
Teamplay!
It's what it's all about
Is it really that hard?

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Snoken
• Noken
• Fnotte
• Battlefield
• Clawfinger
• Metal
• Guitar
• BF2
• Spoof
• Funny
• Noob
• Parody
• Heavy
• Teamkill
• Claymore
• Nadespam
• Nade
• Spam

[ICANanimations]

where can I get the Lyrics?

[fnotte]

See description!

[Karjala2006]

No offence but XCOM is your thing, not music.

[fnotte]

Really? Oh snap.

Well I guess I'll have to call my record label and ask them to pull my cd's of the market, and return all the money they paid me. Damn, and here I was almost making a living on it...

Dude, this is a joke song, take it as a joke.

[skywarior688]

@fnotte Lol you seriously got a label? =p

Even though fun or not it sounds sweet. ;)

[fnotte]

@skywarior688 Yes, Look up First & André

[m14g]

I guss you where pissed at noobs

[skywarior688]

@fnotte Awesome gonna check it out ;)

[Spangladesh44]

Awesome. Love your work man. Just a heads up, you forgot the word "think" in the lyrics at "Now you might C4 is fun." Figured you'd want to know.

[m14g]

i hate BF2 NOOBS they just blow  me up insted of the other side

[m14g]

lol what do i supost to do with thease sticks

[Alcapone3105]

i'm playing the game since saturday, and i was in Battlefield 2142 pretty good, but damit, this is game is something absolutely other.

Hey, yaeh im a noob, but 110 points are sure, because i know how i can use the defi. :D

SEE YA ON THE BATTLEFIELD!

[mackan7000]

asså älska den här skulle man kunna få den för att ha på mp3:n ? :D

(english for those not from sweden)

Love it ! is there a way i could get it to have on my mp3 ? :D

[ICANanimations]

is there a music video comming from this song?