Best Megan Fox Joke, Plus More Great Stand Up!!! - ROFL

Megan Fox gets pilloried by the funniest stand-up comics from across the country, as they take on the star, homophobia, and annoying neighbors.

Seven nights a week, RooftopComedy.com records live stand-up comedy all around the world and brings you the best of it. These are our favorite jokes about Megan Fox, homophobia, annoying neighbors, and a bunch of other hilarious, disgusting, true stuff. I'm sure you have some hilarious jokes about that stuff too, but trust me, this is better. For more jokes that are better than yours, head over to RooftopComedy.com.


Smells like an out of shape middle aged dude in here. Oh... I see why now.


Adventures in Camping
It's not really trailer park living if you're allowed to leave.

Wheel of Fortune
Pat, I would like to buy a vowel...any will do, I'm not picky. Whatever is your cheapest one.

Old Southern Homophobia
That feller with the cut-off jean shorts winked at me and said "The South will rise again!" 'Spose that means?

Nickelback Booed Off Stage
And.... the "Gettin' it done" award goes to... Portugal!

Wipe Your Paws
When I'm done with this welcome mat I'll move on to reading "Tennis Ball Catcher in the Rye."

Tape Deck Thieves
They took the tape deck, but left this "monsters of metal" mix? What were they thinking??

Lunch Man Lady
Tater tots and salisbury steak? Yes. Dignity? No.

Global Warming
Global warming? Psh. I've got MY sunscreen. Fend for yourselves, losers.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• comedy
• funny
• stand
• up
• joke
• megan
• fox

[dAKarkoloAb]

omg i clicked on this just cuz there was a hottie on it...

[Gshizzleable]

I FUCKING HATE THOSE DAMN COMMERCIALS!!

[MsJeffrey911]

What.do you call that hairdo at 9:20?

[limegreenlemon727]

is it just me or does reed have a huge ass head?

[rise2genocide]

Well, I'm off to go on a fucking rampage to release my anger.

[lilixinhamalukinha]

WTF?!  worst youtube video ever!

[kenny77771]

Ok, you can call me a perv are whatever you want, but I'm sure everyone else only clicked on this video to see the hot, half naked Megan Fox portrait. Instead got nothing but awful, corny stand-up jokes by lame dick heads.

[kenny77771]

Not funny.

[kartousesmells]

If you laughed at any of this crap... You're worthless

[gamergg]

You know what stood up? my dick.

[oficialpageofzarmaca]

notusingaccount  --- me not

[86geoph]

i watched this whole thing, waiting for this "amazing Megan Fox joke" and now I am pissed at you.