Shaun, Justin, and a Homeless Man

Shawn Mirjavadi explains why a mean spirited post from alwayssunnyinnyc that used vitriolic rhetoric against Justin Harris has remained up for over a year without Shaun defending his friend and hero Justin. Shaun is clearly frightened when Justin speaks, because he knows that even though he is a title holding MMA fighter and Justin's last fight was in 3rd grade, Justin has big musckles and is therefore automatically nearly invincible in a fight.

When asked to give a list of words describing Justin Harris, Shaun chose;
"Genius," "Icon," "full-of-hand" aka "handsome," and "penis-like-a-pringles can" as most fitting descriptions of Justin

When asked to do the same in describing himself, Shaun chose;
"Lesser man," "Weaker," "no-where-near-as as 'full-of-hand' as Justin," and "likes to slow dance alone."

When all was said and done, the two men broke bread and listened to Phil Collins perform "Against All Odds" at 'Live Aid, 1985.'

Justin later admitted that Shaun was actually more attractive in the face and neck area, which was seconded by Shaun's wife....and Justin's wife as well.

*Historic Moment*
This may be the first video where I my mumbled gargle-speek is not the most difficult to understand.

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