Zero Punctuation: BioShock

This week, The Escapist's Zero Punctuation reviews BioShock.

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• bioshock
• mac
• pc
• ps3
• xbox 360
• zero punctuation

[425599167]

Future review:

Bioshock Infinite isn't LIKE the first Bioshock, it IS the first Bioshock. Sure it looks different and it differs in the fine detailing and the character names are changed and shit, but the plasmids are now vigors, the gene tonics are now nostroms, the Big Daddies are now handymen, and the splicers are now Vox Populi. Everything that was steampunk then is still steampunk.

[mistertestsubject]

I love that song in the credits!

[PartiallyColorBlind]

@jacodtheskater Its in the credits

[jacodtheskater]

wats the song at the end of t???

[425599167]

@DeathnoteBB

You're hardly one to berate people over insults when you called me a fucktard over a joke about your sense of humor and gaming ability, the latter of which you suggested yourself in another comment.

Also, I agree that there's nothing I can do to make you smarter, and wasn't trying to. I was only correcting a misinterpretation.

I stand by my other statement that I don't enjoy insulting people. There's nothing fun about talking to you.

[DeathnoteBB]

@425599167 well it's not. Yelling at someone won't get them to see the error of their ways anymore than insulting an idiot will make them become smart. If you REALLY didn't like it, you wouldn't. You obviously do. Please, if you're going to talk a pompous ass, be honest with yourself.

[425599167]

@DeathnoteBB

*you're

In the future, I recommend you watch the video first so you can understand comments referring to it.

You said you watched the video. I explained I was rephrasing Yahtzee's statements. Yet you still don't get the joke. 133 other people did.

I don't like to insult people, I just feel it's necessary when they're being idiots.

[DeathnoteBB]

@425599167 Well it seems to be your a fucktard that likes to insult people. I wasn't even finished watching his review so I had no clue you were referencing it. Plus saying it IS the game, kind of is more than a direct connection, if not a direct connection.

[425599167]

@DeathnoteBB

I was referencing Yahtzee's comparison of Bioshock and System shock in the review, and pointing out similarities shared with Infinite. I never said there was any direct connection between the two.

It seems that in addition to sucking at games, you may have a poor sense/understanding of humor as well.

Also, it's been clearly established that Andrew Ryan was a Russian immigrant, with no prior connections to the United States.

[DeathnoteBB]

why is it that everything Yahtzee bitches about I like in the game? :( Makes me think I just suck at these things and like everything easy as shit. probably true but still...

[DeathnoteBB]

@425599167 Rapture has nothing to do with Columbia, unless that's where Andrew Ryan's parents grew up.

[killthemallism]

yh who doesn't want to be Mother Teresa eating Babies