THE BRIGADIER'S DRINKING SONG (FIVE ROUNDS RAPID)

Inspired by The Daemons and the Doctor Who theme. Why does the Brig get drunk so quickly? Cos he asks for five rounds rapid. While not up to the standards of the brig cant help you now he's in geneva, this is classy nonsense. Is that a squirrel with a bazooka or sergeant benton? it's hard to tell the difference.

down in one and down in one and down in one and down in one again

we have made it through the heat shield
daemons getting really big
we can beat this thing with logic
five rounds rapid says the brig

five rounds rapid
came the order
five rounds rapid
loud and clear
charge your rifles
charge your glasses
have one for the brigadier

theres some trouble in the village
people kicking up a fuss
breaking gargoyles burning churches
someone stop them oh its us

fifteen unit men stand ready
automatics in their hands
have some trouble keeping steady
five rounds rapid he commands

we are firing at a gargoyle
no effect that i can see
the brigadier shouts five rounds rapid
carry on men, they're for me


the master sticks to bumpers of brandy
says it is his masterplan
miss grant's splayed out on the altar
off her face on babycham

the doctors swigging pink champagne
and swinging from a chandelier
captain yates is downing shandy
my bazookas filled with beer

the brigadier is sinking whisky
with a pint of hog and frog
the doctors sipping pink champagne
and tries to hypnotise a dog

the doctors found a pair of panties
propped himself up by the bar
the masters singing old sea shanties
drinking cider from the jar

the doctors swaying slightly sideways
licking champers off the floor
with a groan there goes the tardis
driven by a labrador

out we step into the sunlight
get our rifles from the wall
the brigadier shouts five rounds rapid
back we troop inside once more

though I dont know quite what happened
started off with five rounds rapid

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[FilimboUK]

@thedemonhedgehog Lyrics now available under description above

[thedemonhedgehog]

Great song! Very funny. Could you post the lyrics please?