American Boy Parody - "Adventist Boy"

A very sad parody.

LYRICS:

Let me tell ya how we get down
Over in Loma Linda Town.
Kickin it with my homie G
Jesus and the spirit -- the whole trinity.

Take me to a vespers, like to go with you
Anywhere from Columbia to LSU
Yeah, It will be, the new Great Controversy
If I was your Adventist Boy

Then Im gonna say, "Hey Sista
It's was really nice to meet ya
Lets go get some haystacks, Id be hearin they quite good.

I say bein with yous like heaven
Wanna show you to my brethren
Passover to my church
and have some bread, it is unleaven

Come and meet my family.
If at first they do not like you quote a line of Ellen G.
My dad he is deacon, my mom she likes a preachin
Can I be your Adventist boy?

Take me to a vespers, like to go with you
Anywhere from Columbia to LSU
Yeah, It will be, the new Great Controversy
If I was your Adventist Boy

We get to a talkin
a bright childhood of sunbeams
Dont forget the beavers, busy builders and the bees.

Moving on to high school
Talk about our lack of prom
Instead we had a banquet because dancin is quite wrong.

Dressed in clothes that are so plain
Skirts so long they seem to dwarf a wedding dress train


W2JD
No evil talk, hear, or see
The perfect little Adventist Boy, Your Adventist Boy

Take me to a vespers, like to go with you
Anywhere from Columbia to LSU
Yeah, It will be, the new Great Controversy
If I was your Adventist Boy

Hey what yall doin today
you want some pork and shrimp j/k
Lets go to the ABC, get some veggie food, a potluck to feed.

fountain flowin deep and wide
of the faith I have inside
John 11:35, he cried
But raise he did, Lazarus who died.

Miraculous, like a parting of the sea, see
Spectaculous, like Zaccheous, up in that tree tree
Tithe giver, Faith liver
Playin piano riffs that will make you body quiver.

What's you're impression
Of this Judea-Christian,
Listen, My mission
To make Godly decision

Why dont you come over my way
And show me how you worship Yahweh
Come in a flyin chariot
Bring your talent, dont try to bury it.


Would you be my love, my love?
Would you be mine?
Would you be my love, my love?
Could you be mine?

Take me to a vespers, like to go with you
Anywhere from Columbia to LSU
Yeah, It will be, the new Great Controversy
If I was your Adventist Boy

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• Adventist Boy
• Parody

[CHUNIOR05]

LOL.

[timesfive5]

hah... nice

[firemiko708]

lol omg i love it! xD

[Girlwithacoin]

hahhaaa haystacks. ellen g. white approves.

[elleephant12]

my choir teacher mrs quishenberry says she know u and used 2 teach u

[yummypiano]

this is awesome

[lilpinaypinaychic]

good job. =]]

[mrgenial3]

will i be seeing you doing this in church in the coming months? :]

[gavion]

so true.

[musiclover283]

are u a pastor's kid? just wonderin? lol