Girl Like Me

NOW ON iTUNES! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/girl-like-me-single/id505441085

Figured I would throw an original on here. Please be nice.

Lyrics

She's blonde, I'm not
I know you think she's hot
by all standards she's a perfect ten it's true
she's your living dream
off the pages of a magazine
probably a better fit than me for you

But I've got a sexy personality
not a size two, don't have big boobs
but I've been told I'm kinda funny

So don't give in to the stereotype
of what a guy who looks like you is supposed to like
I know it may be crass, but I could kick that skinny bitch's ass
just take a chance on a girl like me

She's a piece of work
no one should have that much perk
oh so classy while she's dancing on the bar
while I read Keats and Poe
and as far as looks go
no one's run away from me in fear so far

Plus I've got a bangin' set of listening skills
I know how to bake
well just the box kind of cake
but I think it still tastes pretty good
especially Funfetti

So don't give in to the stereotype
of what a guy who looks like you is supposed to like
I know it may be crass but I could kick that skinny bitch's ass
just take a chance on a girl like me

Baby you should be with me, oh I could give you 50 reasons
Face it all she'll ever give you in venereal diseases
you'll break my heart if you prove that the movies lie
when in the end the quirky chick still gets the guy

so don't give in to the stereotype
of what a guy who look like you is supposed to like
I know it may be crass, but I could
kick that skank-whore's fake-tanned ass
just take a chance on a girl like me
just take a chance on a girl like me

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• comedy
• music
• Music
• Comedy
• funny
• Humor

[MarisaKC]

So what are the chance this song could be made available on iTunes as well? Because I would love to have this on my iPod and I don't think I'm the only one!

[bethj007]

@MarisaKC Now on iTunes! :)

[BaileyAwesomeSmile]

At first I agreed with everything and found it cute, but then you mentioned funfetti which is my favorite kind of cake and then I felt creeped out. Were you inside my brain? This song is exactly how I feel. Every single word.

[bethj007]

@BaileyAwesomeSmile Funfetti is the best, bar none.

[ringerxo]

I listen to this song on repeat and sing it out loud at home, as well as spamming all my friends with it. I think you're awesome, far better than some of the artists out there, and you deserve all the awards. I hereby dub you 'The Female Darren Criss', but in a much more awesomesauce-er way.

[bethj007]

@ringerxo That is so much to live up to!

[AnxiousServant69]

Its 4:00 am, I'm home alone, I started a slow clap for you

[xoxo13100]

You just wrote the perfect song that describes how so many teen girls feel. Keep writing songs like this. They mean so much, you have no idea. This is so inspiring :) K E E P W R I T I N G <3

[MissBrianna818]

You should go on broadway! I mean you like so fricken good!!

[sweetcannabissativa]

No comment for ya, homie.

[marchmint]

TUTORIAL! PLEASE!



[jennparr88]

I love you



[marchmint]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO A TUTORIAL ON THIS!!!!!

[feelinwolfy]

you are so freakin funny!! and i love all your songs<33333

[jessecastonguay1]

Okay so I'm a big tough construction dude from the Boston area . ( I mention Mass/Boston cuz I think we have an even bigger ego than other states ! ) Well since my wife first showed me one of you vids I fell in love with your songs ! The other day she walked in and said "oh are you listening to your girlfriend again ?" What I'm saying is that your songs appeal to all kinds of ppl . Thanks for the awesome music !

P.S. Keep up with the silly faces , they kinda make the songs !

[MzMandaThomas13]

you are so talented! i really hope you go into theatre! worth a think ?