Time Travellin' Episode 1: "Robot Overlords" (HD)

Dan announces to his girlfriend Lisa that he is building a time machine. She reminds him that he already built one a year ago. Available in 720p HD.
(Full Script follows)
So I'm building a time machine.
Again?
Wait. What do you-?
You built one like a year ago.
I don't remember that.
You started going back in time and messing things up. Stepped on a butterfly in the Jurassic, became your own great-grandfather. You would travel back in time and leave the toilet seat up just to get your past self in trouble with me.
But-?
Once the robots took over you realized you were playing with forces you didn't understand. So you went back and convinced yourself not to build the machine in the first place. That pretty much put everything back to normal. Before you left you told me never to let you build another time machine. You said the future of the Universe depended on it.
Why don't I remember any of this?
Because it never actually happened. The version of you that remembered what happened never came back from the last trip to the past because you prevented yourself from inventing the device that would have brought you back.
So who am I?
You're the alternate version that never invented anything.
What happened to the other one?
I guess he disappeared. Along with the robot overlords.
What was he like?
Oh, he was so dashing. And idealistic. Always running around trying to save the world.
But he ruined it.
Yeah... But I'll always love him more.
Which one of us was better in bed?
The other one.
Wow, that's depressing.
Dan looks crushed.
Lisa cracks up.
I'm sorry. I can't keep this up.
What?
I was just kidding. You never made a time machine.
That was mean!
I'm sorry. Just don't go messing with the space time continuum or you could end up with a girlfriend who loves your alternate self more.
I'll be careful.

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• animation
• photoanimation
• funny
• jennie
• tarr
• time
• travel
• sci
• fi
• HD
• 720p
• paradox

[hodoboc]

Thumbing this down because there was no need for sexual references. I'm sick and tired to see the same old idiotic obsession with sexual performances in every freakin' movie, tv show and online video!

"Hey, I'm a robot from the future came here to bring you the cure for all diseases!"

"Yeah, that's nice... BUT ARE YOU GOOD IN BED?"

X-(

[kylegilman]

@hodoboc It obviously didn't work for you, but the male character's idiotic obsession with sexual performance at a time when he should be focused on literally anything else is precisely the joke being made.

[siprickyd]

Very good. Jen is beautiful, which really makes the films easy to watch. However, there is something that makes you/me want to watch again. 16mm?

[kylegilman]

Thanks siprickyd, glad you enjoyed it. Some of my other films are 16mm, but this one originated as 12 megapixel still photographs.

[ACTORDAVIDTRAN]

Awe, I miss blonde Jennie. But congrats on the partnership and figuring out the widescreen with the new videos you're posting.

[gr4tification]

amazin'

[BGenerous]

History repeats itself. Again. :)

[nrgins]

Haha, that was great! :-)