Jason Garfield's Chris Bliss Diss

Commenting has been removed due to lazy people not reading this description box and not reading the comments already posted. If you have anything to say, it's already been said and replied to. The ONLY point to this video is to demonstrate what a high level of juggling skill is, nothing more. And the reason is simply that people think they're seeing the world's greatest juggler when they watch chris bliss' video and so I made this video to show the contrast between easy juggling and difficult juggling. If you really want to know more about it or still think you have something to complain about, read the original description below and then all the comments:

It's fine if people like watching chris bliss's routine. They should just understand that they are not seeing great juggling. They are seeing a performance that they enjoy for other reasons. Nobody should come away from his video thinking that they have seen a great juggler. Some people do, and that is why I am explaining this.

His routine isn't about demonstrating how good of a juggler he is, yet people think that he is because they don't know any better. If you understand that his juggling skill is very basic, and that you like his performance because of any other reason, then we agree. Although his choreography is also not the best of its kind and with three balls it's very easy to choreograph a routine with tricks as easy as the ones he's doing in his video. He also lacks grace, and it goes on too long in my opinion. But if you like it for any other reason, maybe you liked the song, then it's perfectly fine for anyone to get enjoyment out of it as long as they understand why they like it and know that his juggling skill is very very basic and the routine is not technically challenging.

It's fine if you don't care about those things, but you should still be aware of them. If you think he's a good juggler, you are wrong. I taped a 5 ball version because...well because my friend Penn asked me to. It is a parody and nothing more. A lot of jugglers have been getting emails from their friends telling them to watch the chris bliss video, thinking that we'll like it. It is upsetting to a lot of us that our friends would think that we would like chris bliss's routine. We know better. We see it for what it is and are not fooled by the music and the sloppy choreography. So now we direct our friends to this video to set them straight in case any more of them tell us how great he is.

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[kcg5000]

Ahh, but Bliss seems like a nice guy. I rather juggle with him than you Jason

[JasonRGarfield]

@kcg5000 I would also rather you juggle with him than with me :)

[theworm788]

I'm not sure if it was said before, but the difference is that Chris Bliss was performing in front of a live audience. He can't afford to drop balls.

That's in contrast to your setup in a gym by yourself. Your video has several dozen cuts in it, which, I assume, are done to edit out your slip-ups.

[JasonRGarfield]

@theworm788 IT has been said before, many times. Someone needs to read the description box.

[Beef266]

Ok, but where is the stand-up comedy routine?  Chris Bliss told joke. You know any jokes?

[JasonRGarfield]

@Beef266 The most miniscule research will edify you in that I've done much more with my life than just a bliss diss video.

[siteswap13]

I have to say I owe Chris Bliss big time. It was after seeing his video that I thought "wow .... I want to juggle". I got 3 balls and started practicing. I then started researching it via you tube and then my eyes were really opened after discovering Garfield, Dietz, Walker et al. Working my 4 ball mills mess and solidifying my 5b cascade now. Bliss started it for me ... but the REAL jugglers showed me what is possible...

[vicprobey]

Would have been much funnier with 3 balls. The thing that's funniest about Bliss is when he overplays the fact that he's doing 3 balls by compensating with erratic movements.

[FrenchyBunnyStudio]

Really nice. Considering all the work and tenacity to arrive to that level, this is really amazing! Congratulations!

[BehindTheLight99]

Wow, you are fucking incredible.....I honestly thought the Chris Bliss routine was amazing...the I saw your routine....!!!!!

[yewpheng]

I'm impressed

[normaneatschocolate]

When you were copying the faces Chris made, I honestly thought - this is the biggest loser I have ever seen.

[theVinceVega76]

Rofl! As a juggler this gives me great joy. Jason, you are a f$%king genius. Thanks for making this. Sooooo annoying to have the normal crowd think that chris bliss is at the pinnacle of juggling.

[gtrmu]

2:04 = epic talent! I know I said it before, but you are a true talent! Screw the haters!

[gtrmu]

Very well done sir!

[raimundk1977]

Never seen before. Absolutely insane routine. BIG respect Jason. And no doubt that in terms of pure juggling talent, you are ten times better then Chris Bliss.

[EDERNJAKE1332]

That was.... AMAZING!!!!!