The Soul Train Known as the Broke Man's Domain SeMeNSPeRmS.com

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I was on the F train the other day and I saw this guy get on with a huge Casio keyboard like the size of those ridiculous 80's old school boom boxes. He started welcominin' us to the Soul Train. I scooted closer to clock it harder. He started playin' some of the pre-programed beats and hittin' some random keys triggerin' weird samples, it was just gettin' better. Addressin' his keyboard as a lady, he asked her how she was feelin' strokin' a key releasin' a woman's ecstatic moan


He rapped in a gravely voice 'n played a recorder he had hangin' 'round his neck by a string. Made my trip so much better, this was some real live entertainment.


The keyboard musta taken like 12 Double D batteries, duct tape holdin' 'em back.


He earned more than the dollar I could afford to give him.

This is a recession', supposedly, Homeless, Bums, Beggars, Crazies, Chuds (or whatever I'm supposed to call you creatures now) step up yer game if you wanna get paid!

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