Tentacolino - 2/10

And finally, the third face of the Italian trinity of WTF. This is the sequel to the hit film "The Legend of the Titanic," and it admirably carries on the previous film's utter insanity. It manages to be worse than the last one, and yet somehow even better, all while violating whatever continuity the first film established. This one features a rapping shark, a techno-show tune number, talking toys, a transvestite "Scottsman," and (probably the greatest thing ever animated in any movie) a dog riding a chariot while firing a laser gun at mice. Sadly, they didn't get the original English voice cast back for this one. I kinda miss Tentacles' old voice. I also kinda miss having his name being Tentacles.

The weirdest thing about this one is that it was apparently originally entitled "The Search for the Titanic," but was then retitled "Tentacolino" for the video release. I have no idea why, since Tentacles doesn't really play any sort of central role here. In fact, our wooden human protagonists barely do anthing in this movie. The real main characters now appear to be the dog and the two mice. Anyway, enjoy the lameness.

And yes, I'll be doing commentary for this one as well.

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[AlvinYTP]

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WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING????!!!! D8<

[lasse4eva]

I'll rip every tooth outta that shark and make them into the most beautiful necklace you've seen!!!

[panjak42]

Dare I say, they finally jumped the shark on this one

[MAnnaconduit1]

@MasterMorty no effect use the nuke, only something as terrible as that can kill something as terrible as this.

[MAnnaconduit1]

@chrissinewman I am so surprised they didn't overdoes, they would have had to snort quite a bit for this to happen.

[xxxcoolchickxxxxx]

0.o……..the nostalgia critic wasn't lying……..of course he wasn't. T.T…….. ASHDFA D;ALJKSDG;AJKSDF;LKJADSF;AJKSD­G;KHASD;FKHJA;DHG;ASKLFHDG;ASK­LFDHJ;LADJKSF;LKJASDG;LJKASD;F­LJKASD;LKJF;ASLKDGJ;LASKHDFG;L­SDKHGADFGHOIDHJFPODHGFKLABDJSV­IGHEAGUFHASDPOIHFASFJHGPAIREUH­GPJAFDHSGPIOEQRHGJHFADGUYEQRPI­UHGAOIFEH

WHAAAAAAAAAAT THEEEEEEE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!?!?!? DB<!!!!!!! WHAT!!?!?!? THE TENTI- WHY-WHO- DX<!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sorry, I have to go stare at myself crying in the mirror now. :B

[ShadowGunner82]

this is too painful for me to watch. Seriously.

[UncleSpankification]

6:00 Captain planet comes in on a chariot drawn by Pinkie Pie. Now I've seen everything.

[Pretztailfan95]

@MacNille Apparently sharks are the aquatic equivalent of rats.

[Terastas]

Wow. Only sixteen minutes in before it manages to completely out-crazy the first one.

[chrissinewman]

Drugs! This can be the only answer of making that movie!

[MasterMorty]

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!