Raistlin Majere Keifer Sutherland
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Best Raistlin analyses ever!
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13 ARE DUMB HULKING IDIOTS WHO ARE AFRAID OF THEIR SMARTER TWINS no offense to caramon.
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@mongoose704 Raistlin would drop chuck with a fireball no problem. Fuck chuck Norris hes the biggest bitch on the planet. My step mother dropped his ass in a karate tournament because of ya hes only like 5'.
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@Karrigan117 So let's think of a more even challenge.
James T Kirk. He has also kicked the crap out of three gods. He also has the dreaded chop to the neck finisher.
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@Karrigan117 Okay how about this for fuel on the fire to a nerdy debate.
I compute a 99.97% that Chuck Norris would kick the crap out of Raistlin in two roundkicks (note how much credit I am giving Raistlin by implying he would survive the FIRST!)
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@mongoose704 Why do I think you care? Um cuz you wont quit arguing with me and are therefore adding fuel to the fire. And the points you raised? Are all the negative ones of course, just as you ignore all the good ones I brought out. Shall we continue? I'm all for this nerdy debate lasting for an eternity ;)
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I don't know why you think I'm the least bit interested in your desire to be fisted by him but I care not. What about the points I raised that your ignore?
Welcome to the internet. Open your mouth, better be prepared to back it up!
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@mongoose704 Ugh look, it's like I told the other dude...quit flaming just cuz you don't like the fact that chicks dig the loners ;) The fact that he hated the workings of society and wasn't moved or swayed by it makes him all the more unique. He's hot sauce...deal with it :D
I will tell you what the REAL appeal of Raistlin was. WE RELATE TO HIM. All of us were picked on at some time, had sibling rivalry, watched with jealousy and envy as the bigger, stronger and more beautiful were loved, praised and recipients of all things good as we were tormented. Those that loved us always treated us like weak children. All we wished for was the power to split the earth in two and THEN they will RESPECT us.
mongoose704 1 year ago 14
Friends, friends. Let us not forget the true reason we're all here. We must teach Bupu to count past a whole bunch.
jimrobmicah 3 years ago 6