JayMan Sex Me Thru The Text Soulja Boy Kiss Me Thru Phone Parody

*LYRICS*
JayMan Tell em!!
Tell em what?
I dont kno nigga soulja boy be sayin it!
Dont be an asshole just let me do my damn song!

Baby you kno that im horny
And im feellin lonely
And I kno you cant come out tonight cuz you are grounded
Baby I must admit, I just wanna pound it
But I cant right now so baby sex me through the text
Please explain how ya dressed
Sex me through the text
Email pics of ya chest

Baby this too much of a tease
Cant you just sneak out please?
JayMan tell em yeaaaaaah
Waitin for yo reply
My hands creepin up my thigh
Now onto my zipper
Dancing like a stripper
Watchin our sex tape
My favorites when we play rape
I need ya and every time I see ya
i think about sexin and get an erection
i wanna do some thangs to ya girl but I cant

I have no idea what that say at this part of the soooooooong!

Baby you kno that im horny
And im feellin lonely
And I kno you cant come out tonight cuz you are grounded
Baby I must admit, I just wanna pound it
But I cant right now so baby sex me through the text
Please explain how ya dressed
Sex me through the text
Email pics of ya breast

We on the text like tap tap, tap tap tap tap tap tap, tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap
She hitten send like tap tap, tap tap tap tap tap tap, tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap
I hit reply like tap, tap tap tap tap tap, tap, tap tap tap tap tap tap, tap, tap tap tap tap tap
She hitten send like tap tap, tap tap tap tap tap tap, tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap

I have no idea what that say at this part of the soooooooong!

Baby you kno that im horny
And im feellin lonely
And I kno you cant come out tonight cuz you are grounded
Baby I must admit, I just wanna pound it
But I cant right now so baby sex me through the text
Please explain how ya dressed
Sex me through the text
Email pics of ya chest

Category:

Comedy

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[boricuapride704]

lol i love da kitten part lolz kool video

[failmuch]

lol my brother justin cant sing.....dont let him

[ShermanFlimsely]

Haha, it came out nice! We have to make a Moustache Clang skit...

...the Clang is calling us yonder, pass the Hills of Gohran, and under the Bridge of Terabithia.