50 Nifty Facts About Me

1. i fall up the stairs on a regular basis.
2. my father is a beekeeper. he named me melissa, which is greek for honeybee, and he was unaware.
3. i sometimes have dreams about things before they happen.
4. i went to an m.i.a. concert and i TOUCHED her. :D
5. my absolute favorite beverage is welch's 100% concord grape juice.
6. i once fasted for 14 days straight.
7. i stapled my pinky once. all the way through.
8. if canada doesn't count, i've never been out of the country.
9. i'm lactose intolerant.
10. i have a little brother.
11. i HATE all things mint chocolate. i think its the worst flavor ever invented.
12. i've gotten a $200 seatbelt ticket as the passenger of a car.
13. i have never lost a game of chubby bunny.
14. i dropped my cell phone in a toilet once.
15. i failed calculus my senior year of high school.
16. my first kiss was in a game of truth or dare.
17. i'm queer.
18. i still own my original NES system and still play it on a regular basis.
19. i can sing the 50 states in alphabetical order.
20. i've been in a relationship that was technically illegal.
21. i have perfect vision but sometimes i wear glasses just because i like how they look.
22. i've run away from home 3 times.
23. i've had heart surgery.
24. i have done several all nighters. some while watching youtube videos.
25. i've won a watermelon seed spitting contest.
26. i've never broken any bones.
27. i've broken someone's heart.
28. i used to run long distance track.
29. i had a tongue ring for 2 years and my father never knew about it. we ate dinner together every night.
30. i once slept for 24 hours. bathroom breaks only.
31. i've started writing several songs, but have never finished one.
32. i've gone to work intoxicated.
33. i once knowingly used a counterfeit 20.
34. i'm really pretty good at DDR.
35. i have never seen an episode of the show 'friends' and i don't intend to.
36. i'm really 4'10.5" but i just tell everyone i'm 4'11".
37. i've participated in a topless photoshoot for the sake of art.
38. i have dissected a cat... subsequently boiled it, took out all the bones, and reassembled the skeleton. all for the sake of science.
39. i was once caught in the moving gears of an escalator and was seriously injured. (i have the scars to prove it.)
40. i've met someone in person that i've met over the internet.
41. i actually really like spongebob squarepants.
42. i've had a fight with a friend and then never spoken to them again.
43. i had braces for about 9 months in middle school
44. i've had an ambulance that i was a patient in break down and catch fire.
45. i've urinated in public.
46. i've made homemade bagels before.
47. i'm obsessed with keeping my lips moisturized.
48. i havent spoken to my mother in almost 6 years.
49. i literally can't fall asleep with socks on.
50. i've got tongue tricks!

:D

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[autismpete]

OMG, if even half of these are true, then you've lived a more interesting life than I. And I'm 33!!

[DanaDrohomyrecky]

You're wonderful. I wish we were friends. :)

[Scheelhardt999]

You are so smillar to me :)

We should be friends. We should!

[GeraldinePS]

This is incredible. I actually adore you. X

[1982JVT]

Cool video. One of the best 50 facts out there. Go see mine please.

[SuperJesse20]

Super cute video. Love  you're tounge tricks.

[katrinabeeena]

You're amazzinggg , and you talk like Emma Stone , so its even better !

[CMhoa]

YOU HATE CHOCOLATE??????? WHYYY ^^

[weRclanRAGE]

she seems pretty chill lol

[Redbrendy36]

Not trying to be mean, but what is the purpose of this? Is it for someone in particular or were you bored? I don't get it!!!

[kester110]

And ofcourse I'm jk jwnidhdk nose rings aren't good for you!

[kester110]

How the crap do you fall up your stairs btw your cute :)