Guckums in his dorm

A sexy man in his dorm room

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Film & Animation

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• sexy man
• guckums
• berry college
• dana!!!!

[neelyky]

My word, that is certainly the sexiest thing I've seen for several minutes now.

In fact . . .

I know that this is a little sudden, but would you do me the greatest of honours and take my hand in holy matrimony? My dearest darling "Guckums" I have yearned for you ever since I put "a" into the youtube search and sorted the videos by date uploaded and yours was the first to come up, you would make me the happiest youtube user in the world.

Your fiancee, "neelyky"

[Guckums]

@neelyky Wow I have no idea what to say this is all happening so fast lol

[neelyky]

@Guckums

Sweetheart I still haven't had a reply from you in spite of the fact that I have been leaving messages here for OVER A FUCKING MONTH! and I was begining to wonder whether you were ever going to talk to me again, there's no communication in the relationship anymore. I'm sorry, there's no easy way to put this - I want a divorce. It's not you it's me I just can't stand this one communication and the fact that you didn't even turn up to our wedding day, you'll hear from my lawyer.

@neelyky

[neelyky]

@Guckums

Darling are you still angry at me for not liking Tom Hanks? I'm sorry this has become such a bone of contention between us but please believe me, there's no way I'm willing to back down over that melted face cunt, he's the epitome of sallow faced indifference and meciocrity, & unlesss you are willing to renounce him and all of his works then I think we'll need to go to couples therapy to try and work through some of these issues. Your patient wife, @neelyky

[neelyky]

@Guckums

Sweetie, it has been over a month now since our engagement and I have been in the airport for most of that time, I have now lost my passport and am unable to leave the departure lounge. Please let me know when you're coming to help me, I don't want to end up like in that Tom Hanks movie, The Terminal, I funking hate Tom Hanks. I know you like him and this has always been a problem between us, but please believe me - I cannot face a life of being Tom funking Hanks.

[neelyky]

@Guckums My dearest darling,

I have been waiting at the airport for nearly a week now and I am begining to tire of eating nothing but cinnabon rolls, if you are indeed intending to surprise me then please make it soon. There's only so many times I can take a cavity search with a smile. Please come to sweep me from my feet soon.

[neelyky]

@Guckums My sweet, I've been waiting at the airport for you for some time now, when will you appear to sweep me from my feet? Oh hush my mouth, I will will let it come as a surprise just as our love came like a bat out of a postbox. I'm sorry, I'm not very good at metaphors, but I'm glad you were able to look past that to the greater truth of our love.

[neelyky]

@Guckums I know this must all seem rushed to you my sweet but patience please, it is just a matter of time till the paparazzi leave us alone and we can begin our beautiful 3 week honeymoon on the tropical island getaway of St Monique. I shall meet you at your nearest airport my darling, I shall make this the happiest night of both of our lives.

[Slummyp]

Do you Have the whole THAANG memorized?