Atheist Of The United States (Original Song)

You probably don't wanna hear another song that makes fun of religion, and believe me, neither do I, but I had had this song written for the longest time, and unlike my other songs, this has a message: We've elected a pervy liberal, a stubborn conservative, and a black guy (jk) to handle the most important job in America. What's stopping us from electing an Atheist. What more harm could he or she do to the this country?

Anyway, this has a bit of back story to it. Essentially, a president gets elected, is secretly an Atheist, the press find out, and everyone rejects him because of it. This is his response to all the death threats received from Christian Extremists.

Also, I know what question most of you will ask. Am I an Atheist? No. Am I a Christian? No. Am I Muslim? No, I've never terrorized a single thing in my life. I'm Agnostic. I'm too scared to call myself an Atheist, but to honest to call myself a Christian.

lyrics:
My fellow Americans, I am here to address to you, everything you've said about me is 100% true
I may not be the man everyone wanted me to be, but my explanation needs a little more than a 30 second ad on TV
I may be an Atheist and I may make conservatives really pissed, but that don't mean that I can't run this country out of this abyss.
I may not pray, and I may think it's okay to be gay, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't hear what I have to say
 
Not every American has to be just like me. If so, America would be a depressing place to be
No one would try and enjoy the positives of life. Everyone would realize that it doesn't matter if you stab yourself with a knife.
I may not believe in God, and I may find your customs really odd but that doesn't mean I can't find every slob in this country a job
I may prefer logic over fairytales and being nostalgic of stories told to kids that are too erotic

You seem to reject me for not believing in God, hell, heaven, judgment day, or Satan
I really don't have to to fix the economy, recessions have absolutely nothing to do with Deuteronomy

(Bill Clinton) I am the perverted president of the United States, (George W. Bush) I am the idiotic president that everyone loves to hate,
(Barack Obama) I am the first black president, and people think it's great, and I am the very first Atheist of the United States
I'm still the President, yes still that white house resident, the one that has a really really low approval rate
An Atheist president, and unless you find some evidence, I'll still remain the Atheist of the United States
The one that takes logic over fate, no doesn't need no pearly gates, I'm the Atheist of the United States
 
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[Beastbraness]

The creator of this song is an ignorant fuck with no backup to his statements.

[MegaJamesStudios]

@Beastbraness what statements?

[timkk1234x]

jeez james sorry i did not know you dont have to be mean to the guy who subed you -_-

[MegaJamesStudios]

@timkk1234x Wasn't being mean, just being honest.

[timkk1234x]

lol its that girl who killed the rober now shes the president lol xD

[MegaJamesStudios]

@timkk1234x um... that's a completely different person... for one thing, it's a guy... not so funny anymore is it.

[MrImdgreatest]

subbed.

hooray for atheism, those buddhists are real idiots.

[javakris]

Well... that was surprisingly... not bad.

[YetAnotherInfidel]

@TheTrueHolyDarkness

I don't intend to respond to your immature goading, except to say that I will not respond.

:)

[TheTrueHolyDarkness]

@YetAnotherInfidel In short, I've argued with better around my town.

[TheTrueHolyDarkness]

@YetAnotherInfidel Ah yes. You would need "faith" would you not? :3

A shame that reality is what it is regardless. ^.^

I don't need faith in my degrees. xD

And yes, you've gotten to the point of profanity and ad hominem.

Which means that on a civil forum, I've already won this argument. You've proven to be the type who gets smoked by pros at the end of the day. I don't have to continue my point. I'm not thinking about it anymore. I'm simply laughing at your implosion. :3

[YetAnotherInfidel]

@TheTrueHolyDarkness

Well, I, without the master's degrees (LOLIDONTBELIEVEURSHIT), am going to be the mature one and quit commenting. Anytime someone of supposed prestige enters into a comment war with "less refined folk", they are never very bright.

You can think you are right, but you never addressed what was actually said.

I just have to accept that there will be people like you and get over it.

Oh, also, if you think "shit" and "hell" are profane, you live under a rock.

[TheTrueHolyDarkness]

@YetAnotherInfidel Again, I'd just stop at this point if I were you. The madder you get, the more fuel for entertainment you become for me. xD

~Out~

[TheTrueHolyDarkness]

@YetAnotherInfidel No, as I look at my master degrees from one of the top schools in my field, enjoying my weekend and a usual $15 dinner before I return to my think tank work in Washington D.C., I know that I am right. :)

I also know that I feed off your frustration. ^_^

Thus, in the refined vernacular of internet culture, I must ask:

U mad bro? Driven to profanity bro?

I win the TV Spot then. :3

Stay in school kid. Or not. Perhaps it won't matter for you. :P

~lulz~

[YetAnotherInfidel]

@TheTrueHolyDarkness

And you know what? If you are gonna let me have the last word, then I'll speak my mind.

I know it is an ad hom, but if you don't even want to acknowledge the topic then it doesn't matter: I can't really see how well you must have gone over the founding father's religious beliefs when you so caprisiously discuss other topics with no prior knowledge.

Anyone can state their opinion, but the wise can back it up.