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Zelda: Ocarina of Time -- Zora King is Slow as Heck

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Uploaded by on May 6, 2007

I was playing through Zelda: OoT again and I decided to record this just for kicks.

Watch how slow he moves. Just for the record, it takes a painful 32 seconds to watch as the King moves five feet to his right.

One thing I don't get is how come this guy is so fat. I mean, all the other Zoras are so skinny and stuff, but this dude is just fat and can't go anywhere or do anything because of it. If it takes him 32 seconds to move a few feet, then I wonder what he does in his free time.

It would be hilarious if he fell off his pedestal and couldn't move. No one would be able to pick him up, either.

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  • You try butt-walking, no hands - it takes time.

  • Yo mama so slow, king Zora tells her to hurry the fuck up.

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  • fat ass

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