Searching for Bigfoot

This is our first attempt at searching for BF. However, we ended up stuck in the mud in the middle of somewhere. The tires never got buried up, but if we had pushed it much farther, about a days hike would have cured us of BF for good. So we camped on the side of the road, ate hotdawgs, sipped a little sippen whiskey, and tried to burn wet wood. The area saw heavy rain the night before, which could have yielded maybe a good foot print, except we were too busy trying to get out of there. We did however find a whole shlew of new trails and possible areas to explore on the next go round. The location is somewhere between Cloudy and Pickens, Oklahoma, where BF evidence is somewhat common. Our next trip out will be the one where we hopefully bring back a young BF to raise as our own and teach it the ways of the human race.

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