This year's Vacation Bible School theme at Faith Bible Fellowship Church was Polar Extremes. "All of me, all-out for God." This is Monday's skit. (I'm the penguin.) Unfortunately, my memory card was too full so I don't have all of it. Thanks to Sarah for being willing to videotape it for me!
CAST
Jeff--Phineas J. Whoopie
Beth--Susan
Robin--Becky
Kevin--Michael
Heather--Popsicle
Here's the beginning of the script:
JEFF: At last! Here we are in the great polar regions. I can't wait to begin my research.
*Beth enters shivering*
BETH: Phineas J. Whoopie, you're the greatest, but I don't know how you can be so excited. This place is freezing!
JEFF: It's not that cold.
BETH: Not that cold? I put out a pan of boiling water, it froze so fast, the ice was still hot! It's so cold the snowmen are wearing coats! I can't even use my makeup, look at my face. My lipstick has turned into a lipsticle!
JEFF: Pishaw..It's not like the makeup would have been able to help anyway...besides, no wonder you're freezing...just look at the way you're dressed. Who dresses like that to go to the arctic?
BETH: Arctic? You said Aruba when we boarded the plane.
JEFF: Aruba? Bahamas? Come on pretty momma. What's there to do in Aruba besides sitting on the beach and swimming in the ocean? We're here in the interest of science, to study the environment, to experience wild life. Isn't that exciting...just look around.
BETH: I don't think I can...I think my eyelids are frozen shut. It is exciting to be around God's creation though.
JEFF: Where are our assistants? I thought they would be here by now.
*Dogs start barking*
JEFF: Well that sounds like them now.
*Kevin and Robin enter*
ROBIN: (being super bubbly) Wow, that was so exciting! I have never traveled by dog sled before!
KEVIN: Dude..that was totally extreeeeeme!
JEFF: Welcome. We are so glad you're here. You must be the two people who signed up to be the assisstants on my polar expedition.
ROBIN: Are you Professor Phineas J. Whoopie?
JEFF: The one and only.
ROBIN: Phineas J. Whoopie, you're the greatest! It's such an honor to meet you. (pumps hand furiously) I'm Becky and I have read all of your books. My favorite one is the antler size of the Norwegian moose. That has to be my favorite book. Talk about a page turner.
JEFF: Ahh, the Norwegian moose, lovely plumage. Why thank you my dear.
ROBIN: I can't wait for the movie to come out, when will that be?
JEFF: Movie version?
ROBIN: I hope they turn it into a broadway musical. "How big are your antlers dear moose...You run but you can't shake them loose..."
BETH: (interrupting) OK. You must be Michael.
KEVIN: That's me. Hey professor dude, is there someplace I can stash my gear?
JEFF: I'm sure we can find a place, but you didn't need to bring anything. We have the most advanced science equipment.
KEVIN: No science dude...I mean my gnarly board.
BETH: board?
KEVIN: Dude...snow board!
JEFF: Oh my.
KEVIN: This isn't the extreme snow board expedition?
JEFF: Um no, this is the extreme science expedition.
KEVIN: Oh man, I beefed and got on the wrong dog sled? Dude.
And here's the end of the script:
JEFF: Susan, my dear, I am Professor Phineas J. Whoopie, I'm the greatest. I have 27 degrees from 5 different universities, 4 Nobel prizes, 3 teaching positions and 2 buildings named after me. I do not need to check the map.
BETH: Well, I've got one last nerve and you're on it. Give me the map.
JEFF: Oh, very well. (hands the map to Beth)
*Susan, Michael, and Becky check the map*
KEVIN: Fudgesicle's right! You beefed.
JEFF: Sorry about that, it's the beans we had for lunch.
KEVIN: No, I mean we've been totally headed in the wrong direction. You should have trusted the map, science dude.
HEATHER: The map was made by people who knew what they were doing. It would've kept you going in the right direction.
ROBIN: Just like when we trust God. He loves us and knows what is best for us. He keeps us going in the right direction.
JEFF: You're right...I'm sorry.
HEATHER: It's okay, Professor. Come on, everybody. Let's follow the map. We'll be at the station in no time.
ROBIN: All right!
KEVIN: Totally phat, dude.
HEATHER: What? I'm not fat.
ROBIN: No, the profesor is.
BETH: I'll explain later Popsicle...let's get going.
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