SHABBATAGE

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The 3rd film by Lazy Shabbos Productions
Created and Performed by Dana Kotler, and Eric Siskind, and some other guy
Directed by Dana Kotler
Music by Aaron Kotler
Featuring Lizzy DeWitt, Ari Gladstein, Jon Lester, Steve Sheh, George Singer

Lyrics:
I can't stand it, all week I planned it
Nothin' on my plate, to satiate
I just can't daven when I'm hungry
If there ain't no food then there ain't no prayer
So don't you sit there and laugh at me
I'm gonna rage like a Maccabee
Get ready for a Hebrew barrage
I'm telling y'all its SHABBATAGE

So, So, So, get out my way when I'm wielding the Torah
On your grave I'll be dancing the hora

Oy vey, you know life's a bitch
I'll throw you out, throw back the Manischewitz

I'll pump your guts chock full of cement, when
I knock you out with a bowl full of cholent
You're gonna need a gastric lavage
Listen up it's Shabbatage

OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

(It's 5 minutes 'til candle lighting)

Listen All Of Y'all This Is Shabbatage
These three Jews are my entourage
Gonna chew you up like a macrophage
Listen All Of Y'all This Is Shabbatage

I can't eat it, that kind of meat
It doesn't chew its cud, it wallows in the mud
Forget the ham, well spam you with junk mail
Choke on a manny and gefilte fish cocktail

Put your Beemer in the garage
Meet my homeboys Chuck and Siraz
No happy ending for your massage
Gotta blame the Shabbatage!

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• shabbat
• sabotage
• jew
• einstein
• gefilte
• manischewitz

[TheoMurpse]

I dunno about others, but this goy here gave this video a 5/5. I appreciated the baddy switching out the Manny for some Colt 45.

[schmatever]

this is shit.

[mendelbot]

Hahaha, this video is brilliant. Goofy choreography and bad ass lyrics. Love it.

[heliotropism]

HAAAA!!! FABULOUS!! Y'all are crazy. And fun. And surprisingly good at making music videos. Wow! Go, Dana and friends! *applause*

[pzoneb]

love it dana!

[rangercup84]

Awesome work! The editing is superb and so is the audio. Very impressive. Good luck to all of the 4th years in residency.