Chocolate Santa

Yeahhhh.. Don't judge


you tell me you want a lollipop
well I got one on my reindeer
Lets take a stroll to the mistletoe
You can show me why they call you a ho ho ho

I wanna show you my jingle bells
Its in my slacks inside of my sack
Let me show you what I'm PACK
innnn

shawtayyy x2

You wanna be santa's little helperrr
deliver joy to this big boy
Santa Jr. Needs some shelter
and then I'll show you all my big toys

I bet there's room for my little friends
comet and rudoff and prancer and vixen
don't forget my homeboys cupid, donner and blitzen

they be flyin so high always smoking a fatty
but I'll take you for a ride in my big black caddy

Sippin on my eggnog, ladies on my pine tree
go ahead and count em - one two and freee

I know theres more but idk what comes next
All I want for christmas is some wet juicy ___
HAM!

I'll be your ham baby
Let me glaze your ham baby
Give you a slice of me
Lemme be your ham Lemme be your HAM
I'll be your ham baby
Let me glaze your ham baby
Give you a slice of me
Lemme be your ham Lemme be your HAM

You can be my ham baby
Hot juicy and wet just fo' me
And If i find out you getting around
I'll bury yo ass unda da kwismas tah ree

And put a lump of coal on top
and make sure that you've learned your lesson
Big daddy won't be stressin'
Cause you be buried deep in the white stuff

but baby you know betta den tah mess wif st. nick
Now get ova here and suck on my long.. striped

give me you candy cane
I want your cane baby
Let me lick your candy cane
lemme be your cane lemme be your candy cane

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Music

Tags:

• Chocolate
• Santa
• Christmas
• Ghetto Fab
• Megan
• Chrissy
• Chau
• Post
• Black
• Candy
• Cane
• Ham