The Gordon Brown Song - Chris Cohen

Original Song - Dynamo of Volition, Jason Mraz

LYRICS

Ive never really liked politicians
Thats my own admission
When I watch television
All they speak is fiction
Dont speak with conviction
Leave most voters wishing
That they voted for the other side
And crucial votes go missing
To aid a decision
So no matter who were picking
Our votes just aren't sticking
So just keep nose picking
And keep channel flicking
Cos the futures not ours to decide

Ain't no way I'm gonna stand up and fight
Cos neither side is saying anything that I like
Might as well get back into bed til the end of time,
Cos the politicians are all saying everything's fine

Gordon, What you gonna do how you gonna make things right?
Gordon, our countrys screwed, are you sleeping well at night?
Gordon, Cut VAT but still income tax rise
You cant even seem to breathe and talk at the same time.

The Government arent reading the instructions
Couldnt find weapons of mass destruction
Whats the whole point of it all?
I guess well never know really

Transport never runs with no disruptions
Guess we were all under the assumption
That the people in charge had a clue,
How could we be so silly

With an empty bag in our hand,
Cos the pick and mix market is shagged
Woolworths got screwed by the banks
No sherbet Dib Dabs for me

Catch a ride on the back of a blind man's bike
You can say just what you like,
But no one is listening

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[FinalFantasyLov3r124]

Yep England is screwed

[BillyWizzY2K]

He's Prime Minister of the UK, and a complete moron!

[flanno1994]

this is a proppa badman!!!! aha

[Abirocketh]

this is very true! lol

[pinkestangel]

this is well good :) x

[cfchill91]

HAHA LEGEND!!

[craigmac202]

english fucks

[Yammahoo]

@BillyWizzY2K , not anymore...

[MegaGbproof]

very good m8 love it

[irothera]

average to poor

[mufcfan2009]

Is this tune from a jason Mraz Song ?