Paris Hilton For President? WTF?

Paris Hilton For President!
Rexx Rektal has just seen the Paris Hilton for President Ad, and will comment on it NOW!
It seems that Paris Hilton was in a John McCain ad, and she had to respond to this. She figures if she is being used in a Campaign ad, then she is running too!
Rexx Rektal was BLOWN AWAY by this ad, as it is right on the mark with the energy problem! McCain wants to keep the status quo, where Barack would ban SUVs, if it were possible. Paris Hilton, probably the dumbest person in the United States, offers a COMPRIMISE! Both avenues of the parties are valid, but NO ONE has had the BALLS to say, "why not do BOTH"! This is a Win-Win situation for the American people, a reduction of fuel costs, and a shift away from foreign oil!
McCain was also compared to the crypt keeper in the ad! This is not just AWESOME; it is ENTIRELY ACCURATE!
Ok, Paris, Rexx Rektal has made a decision! Rexx Rektal will make Paris Hilton the Vice President, and Promises the White House will mot be made pink! Paris may be hot, but she made sense!!!

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[tylert1137]

haha,i love this.

[rexxrektal]

Glad you like it

[lalokera1593]

qe mierda

[rexxrektal]

Really!

[Marly61]

In Bad Money, Kevin Phillips an unprecedented number of citizens, fed up with American failed politics and a souring economy, have departed for other countries, with even larger numbers planning to do so soon. Zogby polls: 1.6 million U.S. households had already determined to relocate abroad; an additional 1.8 million households were seriously considering such a move, 7.7 million "somewhat seriously". At least 3 million citizens a year are venturing abroad. The biggest number adults 25 to 34.

[rexxrektal]

Turning tail and running is not the solution, though Rexx Rektal does understand the logic of jumping off the sinking ship. The ship really is sinking, and the politicians are running this great nation into the ground. How long do Empires last? Often around 200 to 300 years, and that's about it.

It sucks, but it is possible the US is going down sooner, as opposed to later, but Rexx is not ready to give it up yet.

[Marly61]

Rex, help me think through leaveing the USA. My reasoning: I am supporting a murderous country of people by transferring my taxes to elites who use it to expand their militand corporate imperial objectives while returning next to nothing to average citizens who paid for their profit maximizing at all cost projects. I would be abusing my children by submitting them to living here under similar circumstances. Leaving would put an end to my personal funding of this very immoral country's policies.

[rexxrektal]

No,

But Rexx Rektal will check it out

[MadBadVoodo]

Cool vid man! Hey did you ever see One Night In Paris??