Raw Food World: There once was a defunct blender Blendtec Comp

Just as the ugly duckling turns into a beautiful swan, so too does the defunct blender turn into a dazzling BLENDTEC.LYRICS:
There once was a defunct blender
with blades so withered and worn
& all that food that preferred to be smooth
said: get out of town, get out, get out , get out of town
so he went with a splat & a cough & a crack & a very unhappy frown
there once was a girl named julia
who wanted so badly to blend
yes she wanted to blend to show all her friends
the tastiest raw around
no jest, so fresh, - the best around
but she could no longer blend with her tired old friend who had blended himself to the ground..
All through the wintertime she hid herself away
Ashamed to throw her friends a feast, afraid of what others might say
All through the winter in her lonely blendless land
Till an email from her raw food friends across the seas & beyond
You have the chance to win a blendtec!
A blendtec? Me win blendtec? Ah, go on!
And they said yes, you could win a blendtec
Just submit a 3 min video and youll see
And she submitted, and she hoped, and she dreamed
I could have a blendtec! weeeee!!
oh such a dazzling blender!
with a 4 " blade to boot!
make raw food sublime in half the time and
so easy to scrape out the food!
voom voom, blendtec voom voom oh yes 96 quartz of attitude!
not a split nor a crack and a blunt and tired splat but a glide and a breeze and a glowing green snack
and the coldest soup in town! say who's one happy raw foodie now?! well I... yes I!

The Original Lyrics to "There once was an ugly duckling"

There once was an ugly duckling
With feathers all stubby and brown
And the other birds said in so many words
Get out of town
Get out, get out, get out of town
And he went with a quack and a waddle and a quack
In a flurry of eiderdown
That poor little ugly duckling
Went wandering far and near
But at every place they said to his face
Now get out, get out, get out of here
And he went with a quack and a waddle and a quack
And a very unhappy tear
All through the wintertime he hid himself away
Ashamed to show his face, afraid of what others might say
All through the winter in his lonely clump of wheat
Till a flock of swans spied him there and very soon agreed
Youre a very fine swan indeed!
A swan? Me a swan? Ah, go on!
And he said yes, youre a swan
Take a look at yourself in the lake and youll see
And he looked, and he saw, and he said
I am a swan! Wheeeeeeee!
Im not such an ugly duckling
No feathers all stubby and brown
For in fact these birds in so many words said
The best in town, the best, the best
The best in town
Not a quack, not a quack, not a waddle or a quack
But a glide and a whistle and a snowy white back
And a head so noble and high
Say whos an ugly duckling?
Not I!
Not I!

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[juliarawliving]

Hey Thanks Ztrby! I can't believe you found it and watched it! haha.. ;-)

[skipsister]

@WiiAgent007 haha!! nice one...;-)... but perhaps you're serious?? .. hmmm... what can i come up with.... let me see... :D x

[WiiAgent007]

@skipsister : Aww..... there should be another contest in effect or on its way; check the YouTube Channel for details - they had one relating to having your phone blended and getting a iPhone 4 for free (with a paid 2-year contract)!

[skipsister]

@WiiAgent007 Hi there! Still wanting to badly to blend! ;-) x

[WiiAgent007]

I love that song - did you really win the BlendTec?

[skipsister]

@koulamused thanks Koula! xx

[koulamused]

great! gorgeous Julia...koula xxx

[SephSwain]

@skipsister BlendTec facebooked it.

[skipsister]

@SephSwain Hey thank you! Suddenly people have found this vid - I forgot it was up and I don't know what's going on! ;-) xx