Heather's Song (Gold Digging Uniped)

NOW AVAILABLE TO DOWNLOAD FROM iTUNES, NAPSTER, AMAZON AND ALL LEADING DOWLOAD SITES!!! In light of the recent settlement of the McCartney/Mills divorce, it gives me great pleasure to re-present and dust off the song Macca had to leave off his last album for legal reasons.

This song was discovered in a lay-by on the M50 by The Morgan C Jones band. It is entitled "Gold Digging Uniped" and here it is.

"GOLD DIGGING UNIPED" TRACK DETAILS:
Words and music by Morgan C. Jones
Vocals & Guitars: Morgan C. Jones
Backing Vocals: Dermot Carmody
Sound Recording: Roger Gregg
© 2007 Morgan C. Jones

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• heather
• mills
• divorce
• payout
• Gold
• Digging
• Uniped
• Paul
• McCartney
• Parody
• At
• Last
• 1989
• Show

[dtrix92]

You don't sound like Macca but you have a good voice.

[lehipster]

Apparently the judge accused her of being

unbalanced...but Paul kindly suggested putting a beer mat under her false leg.Hes

so helpful...even in defeat .

[lehipster]

I like your good leg....I have nothing against your good leg....the problem is neither have you . She once put her false

leg on back to front...poor cow didnt know whether she was coming or going..boom boom

[jonnilies]

Well I rolled around the floor laughing as I sought my udder shoe - tunesome a la early Beatles, humour as delicate as a spanking from Maggie T - o lick my handbag - and o so relevant; Macca will orgasm again; but she has only one cheek to turn...

[nickmcgivney]

This is legendary stuff. Ok, it's leg end-awry stuff. Well alright, it doesn't really stand up in some respects. Ok, I'm not getting sucked into a litany of limp-limbed puns. But I bet she loves Footloose.