and vaginer

I'm fully aware this is an old fad that I've only recently discovered, but because I'm a writer, I had to do it.

Picture is credit to the amazing RubberFruit. Subscribe to his channel here: http://www.youtube.com/RubberFruit
Link to original picture here: http://www.wegame.com/view/garrys-mod-screenshot-by-rubberfruit-2010-06-11-07...

Song is 手紙 (Letter) by 西村由紀江 (Yukie Nishimura).

Write your own tearjerker Vagineer stories in the comments. Here's mine:

As Vagineer stared out into the hazy night sky that encompassed Doublecross in its delicate grey embrace, his eyes caught sight of the pale waning moon that hung gently between two stretches of clouds -- and he started, for the first time since his transformation, to think. He thought of how he had despised the RED and BLU team and their mindless, brutal battles over a suitcase -- and, thus vowing never to ally with either side, traded his soul in to become the infamous marauding monster he now was. But was he really that different at all? All the REDs and BLUs he'd devoured in cold blood, all the Vagisentries he'd laid down as traps for unsuspecting victims -- he had successfully convinced himself that all that was justice against the atrocities of the teams' wars. But now that excuse had long been worn thin... and it was apparent that the REDs and BLUs themselves had families to return to, long, fruitful lives to lead, hopes and dreams to pursue. Vagineer saw that he'd brutally taken all those things from the countless men he'd eaten. How many families had he shattered forever? How many livelihoods? And for what? Under the guise of justice, all he was really doing was feeding his own selfish, cannibalistic pleasures. Remorse gripped Vagineer's heart as he realized he'd become what he'd hated the most.

He did not notice, as he sat contemplating in the moonlight, the near-silent installment of ten stickybombs by another TF2 maverick and his sworn enemy, the Seeman, around the periphery of his concrete precipice. When he finally heard the ominous 'click' of the detonator, followed by a smug, triumphant "See?", Vagineer already knew it was much too late. A single tear fell from beneath his twisted goggles as his flesh splintered instantly from the impact. Engulfed in the unrelenting flames of the explosion, Vagineer's final moments of consciousness had no flashbacks, no pride. He could not feel any dying joy, because he had not died a hero. All he could feel was shame.

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Delmarman888
Vagineer was always lonely. He was laughed at, run away from, and not accepted. He truly was, despite his appearance, a nice person. Before his horrible mutation, he was the most popular on blue team; he was nice, funny, and protecting. But now, anyone who crossed his path would scream and run away in horror. He would always try to speak to them, tell them its fine, but all that came out was Devilish, horrifying, backwards words. He was enraged, and went on a killing rampage. But after all that, was he any better? Did he make anyone like him? No, all vagineer had done was kill off any possibilities of friendship. He sat down on a dark, cold night, and cried. He had no desire to live anymore, For the curse put upon him would last for all eternity. So to save all of the suffering, hatred, and all of the future lives of both teams, Vagineer jumped into the dark abyss under Doublecross. As he fell, for the first time in his mutated life, he smiled, and shed a single tear, a tear of life.FIN

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KoronOfHearts
Many people thought that the vagineer's face was liek this to cause a good laugh in his friends and the many eyes scrolling over Youtube. This was incorrect. Instead, and in truth, his face remained like this the night that his parents got sapped and subsequently died. The resulting terror had left him in such a shock that his face distorted into this...thing. Oh how he wished to look like theo ther Engehs, but no. At least Sentry understood...

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[SuperGeneralD]

BLU Vagineer is the calmest of all Vagineer, so help him!

[jujus213]

forever The God of Gods KERNCORE ಥ _ಥ will never die

[komla4]

Naaais

[MrFartypants112]

viA.epoN

[fraisejuteuz]

Poor Vagineer :c

BTW, am I the only Hetalia fan here ? Because dat music. DAT MUSIC GUYS.

[QuadfishTym]

@pickles976 Laughed out loud at that.

[Gabrieluft]

yay she/he/it is back

[pickles976]

Then nightmare moon came and twilghlight sparkle defeated her with the elements of harmony and they discovered the power of friendship

[MsCreeper97]

wait what?!

[HuntageX]

Youtube's saddest video..

[smithitt]

nope.

[W4nt4an4pple]

And under the crisp moonlight, the beams penetrating the never-ending clouds, engineer stood, waiting for his transformation. Engineer was perspirating, already preparing for the inevitable. Suddenly, the clouds ripped apart as if command from the gods... and the full moon came upon Enginners face. He could feel the transformation, and in his last moments, he harnessed a bit hope... For he would be vagineer only until next round.