The Chuck Norris Paradox

http://www.halfscottishguy.com

I have recently discovered this is actually quite a common occurrence and is referred to as the chukadox.

I'm going to be very busy for the next 3 weeks so I won't be around youtube much.


For cohenism. if he hadn't got me to make this It probably would have just stayed a script in a documents folder
oh and thanks to shawna for the creative critique.
And thanks to johnlacey (johnofjordan) for helping me upload this with my throttled internet.

god with all these dedications I'm making this seem like a feature film or something. shut up Rob. just shut up.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• halfscottishguy
• chuck
• Norris
• time
• paradox
• chuckadox
• gerbils
• meditation
• the
• game

[mindofapanther]

I could watch you all day

fap fap fap fap

[HalfScottishGuy]

...o_0

[nanisnap]

yep

[HalfScottishGuy]

gosh Tenani you certainly one for elaborate comments. =P

[howtoexplode]

im curious as to what the derogatory remark was.

but i dont want to die.

[reggie017]

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

XD

[DUSTINISMS1]

I love this video!

[guitarandrockfreck12]

DID U OPEN IT !

[ashkabejones]

Does this mean that you've created the counterpart of Pandora's Box entitled Rob's Bag?

Personally, it sounds very interesting, yet a bit warped.

[liveyjayne]

i didnt get K-rudds money either fucking wanker i been working 4 years now

[issckillaman]

AAAAARRRHGGGG FUCK CHUCK NORRIS

[iRobotify]

Doctor Who owns :)

[iRobotify]

Vince Vaughn Sucks, Billy Mays will forever rule at selling shit. RIP, Billy Mays.

[katrina4president]

k-rudd says i dont get $900 even tho i have been working since i was 14 and have therefore been a contributing member of society since puberty - also i have a chronic shoe addiction (not to mention alcohol, but i prefer to discuss that at my meetings) so i am totally fighting this recession one pair of strappy sandals at a time

in conclusion - release the paradox.

luv your videos rob - i assume the hamster told you to be my friend, if not i'm putting the annoying rodent back in the blender

[irelandrocks2]

lol

[Fetus133]

I was able to catch the paradox in a brown paper bag. . .

Hilarious!