Quarantine Beard, by The Fully Sick Rapper after 95 days in Quarantine

"Quarantine Beard" - German Techno House Music Video. This is a song I made when I had way too many drugs, and was stuck in a hospital room for heaps long.

FACEBOOK: Facebook.com/fullysickrapper
TWITTER: @fullysickrapper

I am proud of this beard, and the man-growth that it represents, but I am also scared of it. For it has become a force to be reckoned with. It's all-consuming presence controls my face. It reaches across my neck to find more skin to turn into hair.... I feel that it is contributing in it's own way to my daily health, but it also wants me to itch regularly... this beard... it owns me.

This song is dedicated to the glorious hairy little creature living on and around my chin... my quarantine beard.

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[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

THE FULLY SICK RAPPER IS BEING RELEASED INTO THE WORLD ON MONDAY !!! THANKS SO MUCH FOR WATCHING AND FOR SUPPORTING ME!!!!! SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL, BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN WRITING AND FILMING LOTS OF STUFF IN HERE THAT IS GOING TO START POPPING UP ONLINE VERY SOON!!!!!

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

Hey guys... Check this out if you are into blogs and stuff... I just learnt what they are... Here is one about fully sickness and that kind of stuff..... fullysickrapper.tumblr.com

[Memmafy]

my mum looked after you fully sick rapper =>

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@Memmafy Oh really? I have been cared to by several nurses... I hope she had good things to say about me!! :)

[WildIsaWoman]

hi mate....saw ya on the morning show and thought id check ya out....congrats to ya and I hope you get well soon. Its defineately the way to pass time in hospital

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@WildIsaWoman ... It was engrained in my head for a couple of days... everytime I looked at myself in the mirror I was like "I have a quarantine beard... I have a quarantine beard... Quarantine beard, quarantine beard, quarantine beard!" I couldn't sleep because it was going through my head, so I had to put it down and be done with it!!!!! Hahaha... My demon beard.

[351cruddy]

one bored but talented fella

[jessiikah414]

@HereticsRight

yes. lol.

[Misspiper21]

fuck you are sooooo funny!!!!!

[DerSandwichToaster]

Having a whole bunch of beard-video recommendations because of this awesome stuff! :D

[nitzchick]

daysavu

[HereticsRight]

Am I the only one that thinks he looks like Jim from the office?

[MichaelkSimmons]

sooooo.......what? you were really quarantined? and then you set your nuts on fire and learn to pole dance?

[choni1975]

omfg TOO funny. Thank god i dont have a quarantine beard. However love it when they dose on heaps of laxxettes and IV you to the bed...

[JizzyMiller]

hahaah trippy

[derekbilldaly]

Hmmmm I have the very same style of beard.... I love the description you give of the beard owning you.

....oh and dont tell anyone that I told you as it would effect my status as a man but....mosturiser helps get through the itchy phase or at least sunscreen...