Louis CK on O&A #19: Hasidic Cum Tissues

Featuring phone calls by Jay Mohr and Ron Bennington 10/22/2007

Struffs rundown:

In XM Studio.

Louis CK joins them in the studio and they trash message boards for a little bit before Opie asks Louis about seeing Ant at the Borgata over the weekend and then they talk about gambling.

his mom was a blackjack dealer, says not to buy the insurance in blackjack.

another call about insurance.

his friends are dealers, they go out and play after they've been on a hot streak.

Ant needs Keith the Cop with him to keep him in check at casinos, after being up about $30k Ant left with only a dollar to tip the valet.

Jay Mohr. He's usually not up this early. He compliments Louis and then gets into talking about blackjack with them. They then talk about Ron Bennington and tell each other some old jokes up until Jay says goodbye.

[break]

Fifth hour:

During the break Louis told them about a friend of his who married a woman who had previously burned the guy's dick as a dominatrix. She used to have lots of Hasidic Jews as customers who were rude and mean to her. They used to blow their loads in tissue to take home. Why?

Keith the Cop comments about the Jews and says that he is starting to interview contestants for the Homeless Shopping Spree.

They talk about the Ass contest that they want to do and how the lawyers are stifling it. Lawyers are also fighting having Demented World put online for people to download and the lawyers want to ask WAAF for permission. Because of the K-Rock lawyers the eggnog contest might just happen on the XM-only portion, Opie doesn't even want to fight it anymore.

used to work as a mover, an Hasidic Jew was rude and didn't even offer a drink of water so he stole some cash that he stumbled upon.

Ant talks about his Mexican housecleaners, Louis says they're probably too religious to steal anything because Mexicans are very religious people. Ant leaves guns all around the house but doesn't leave anything nasty or gross for the cleaners.

Ron Bennington, "expert at large". They want to know why the Hasidic Jews have to take home their cum. Ron says it has to be put in mayo jars and shipped to the Holy Land. They then get onto the topic of fag-hags for a few minutes before Ron says bye.

They notice a guy on TV who is rolling up a frying pan with his bare hands.

[break]

Someone died who was in the studio before: Paul Raven from the bands Ministry and Killing Joke (there is a news story about him below).

news story about a cattle prod being used to discipline a teenager.

today's Feel Good Story? It's about a baby who was bitten by a dog. But they don't get very far playing it at this point (there is a link to a similar news story about it below).

parts of Killing Joke songs. They have no idea who Killing Joke is. Danny says that Metallica covered a Killing Joke song, Travis says Killing Joke tried suing Nirvana for stealing one of their riffs.

the Nirvana-ish song. VERY close riff.

the rest of the Feel Good Story. The baby's genitals were chewed off by the dog.

Sixth hour:

That leads them to talking about crying Ellen and her dog problem last week.

Line of the Day:
Runner-up: Jay Mohr.
Runner-up: A group effort.
Winner: Louis.
Show ends at 11:12.



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[torfklumpen]

I stopped my Porn for this!

[fortyniners1515]

As much as i like O&A, I would love to see Louis CK and Lil Jimmy have their own radio show sooo hilarious; no hyperbole

[Filiolus]

if we could restore brain cells, mentally retarded people would be scary as fuck with their superhuman strength and minds

[Filiolus]

@wtfdudenotcool101 I noticed that too, it sucks.

[wtfdudenotcool101]

Has anybody noticed that youtube won't preload videos anymore? I used to preload these and listen to them while on the road or waiting at places. Now I can only listen to 5-10 min at a time.

WTF?

[mustbeburtreynolds]

Haha Jay fuckin kills here, it's nice to see them all gettin' along once in a while.

[cabaretampere]

1:19:45 "I'm from the 90's ..... " Cracked me up

[bethoishorse]

i defy anyone to name a bigger faggot than jay mohr.

[ErikofTroy]

29:32: Dino Stamatopoulos.

[ramalho09]

these podcast and skyrim...all i need

[DICKDICKP]

@jefffawcett noone gives a flying mother fuck you dipshit

[sweetmojaveraiin]

I have college applications do to, damnit! College apps!